Fashion: The Worst Of May

So the theme of this worst-dressed list is.... MOM! MOTHERS! MOMMA! MOTHERFFFUU... Okay, maybe not that.

JLo in Hakaan

Moms.... Sometimes they need to be reminded that "No one needs to know that you're not wearing your panties today...."

JLo in Jenny Packham

Sometimes their 5-year-old daughter yells at'em: "Mom... Stop wearing my dress! Seriously.. My ballet recital starts in 5 more minutes..."

Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino

Sometimes they make their mother proud by wearing granma's art craft project.

Halle Berry in Halston

Moms... sometimes they just wanna embrace their c-section scars...

Heidi Klum in Vivienne Westwood

Moms... sometimes they're just.... f**king Heidi Klum.

January Jones in Preen

Sometimes they just happen to have a f**kin' black hole on'em tummy that sucks their dress into it.

Jennifer Aniston in Vivienne Westwood

Like every other moms out there, they gotta breastfeed'em babies...sometimes in public.

Sheryl Crow in Alberta Ferretti

And sometime they're just....Sheryl Crow?

Awwwww... MOTHERS. Sometimes, no. Most of the times they had to talk about a lot of stuff with their daughters. Things like:

Lucy Hale

"Sit down honey. We need to talk about something. Have you ever heard of the terms 'sensible shoes'? Don't worry honey, mommy's here. I'll guide you.."

Chloe Sevigny

"Skirts up, young lady!"

Jennifer Lawrence in Altuzarra

"How many times have I told you: NO CROTCH IN PUBLIC!"

Jessica Szohr

"Okay. Where the hell is my bedsheet?"
 

Liv Tyler in Stella Mccartney

"What did I told you about wearing a sequel of Kate Winslet's unfinished marker pen dress?"

Rihanna in Max Azria

"Oh, you look so sweet my little munchkin, my baby doll, kuci kuci kuci mumumumumumumumumuuu... Now before you go out, what about giving ur mommy a big wet kiss on the cheek? There you go... Now don't forget to wear your napkin before you eat and come back home before dinner okay?"

Solange Knowles

"When life gives you lemon, you KNOWLES what you should actually made right?"

Miley Cyrus in WTB

"WTB? More like WTF!"

Okay, maybe only a drunken-ass, alcoholic mother would say that but WTH?