Well, there's (should be) not much offender when it comes to Cannes. I mean, it's a high-prestigious event where celeb should go around and wear something that can feed minimum a thousand starving kids in Africa. But, high prestigious or not, it won't be fun without a little something worth bitchin' about here and there right?
Now fasten your seatbelt cause it's going to be rough. Hahahaha. Get it? Rough?...... Whatever.
Claudia Schiffer in
Dolce & Gabbana
Sorry honey but you're a mess. Next!
Zoe Saldana in
Vionnet
Actually, this won't look so bad if the skirt doesn't look too much like a curtain.
Gwen Stefani in
Chanel
I'm sorry Gwen but this is just... tragic.
Kirsten Dunst in
Chanel Couture
The bust part looks cheap and the skirt looks like it is made of used tissue. Next!
Cheryl Cole in
Stephane Roland Couture
Golden testicle is still an unanswered mystery. Next! Oh, she still looks pretty though.
Uma Thurman in
Chanel
Hunched back and deformed boobs. Next!
Bryce Dallas Howard
Gal looks bloated. And a dress that makes you look bloated is never a good dress. Next!
Candice Boucher
Someone needs to lend her a jacket. This is no Vegas Film Festival. Next!
Naomi Watts in
Versace
Hey Naomi, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.....
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