Fashion: The Best Of June

Okay the blogspot has been seriously REALLY REALLY SHITTY and it really ruins my mood to write this post but anyway, time is running out so there's only one way for me to finish this on time (before the clock hits 12 and it'll be July already. I'm very particular, so what?)- WORDS EJACULATION.

Lets get it started then:

Camilla Alves in Zuhair Murad at the 39th AFI Awards.

Liquid gorgeous!

Elizabeth Hurley at the ARK Dinner Gala.

MILF!

Elle Fanning at the LA premiere of Super 8.

Super sweet! The clog was a big mistake though.

Catherine the Dutchess of Cambridge in Jenny Packham at the ARK Gala Dinner.

Royally FAB!

Paz Vega in Salvatore Ferragamo at the 39th AFI Awards

Muy excellente!

Catherine Zeta-Jones in Elie Saab at the 2011 Tony Awards.

Cancer and bipolar disorder can go fuck themselves!

Heidi Klum in Michael Kors at the amFAR Gala.

Working it to a T.

Catherine the Dutchess of Cambridge in Alexander Mcqueen.

Chic!

Hillary Swank in Elie Saab Haute Couture at the IIFA Awards.

Not skanky! And very fabulous!

Diane Kruger in Vionnet

Workin the hose and the calf length dress like shit! Ridiculously perfect!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Naeem Khan for the Transformers 3 Berlin premiere.

Those movie critiques can kiss her fabulous ass!!

And the best of June goes to:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Gucci at the Moscow International Film Festival.

FASHION ORGASM!

So tell me what you think. Does Rosie deserve to be this month best-dressed? Have you guys any other suggestion? Let me know in the comment section below. And see you guys next month! Bye! xoxo

Fashion: The Worst of June

Well I can say tak banyak la celeb yg messed up this month (except for the usual ones like Shenea Grimes, Shenea Grimes and Shenea Grimes) so I'll just highlight on the most shocking+fucked up ones okay?

Well for this month we have Miss 'Boobstape-are-my-saviour', Courtney Love.

Courtney Love at Hogan and Big Bambu Cocktail Party

But that's kinda normal since we're talkin bout Courtney here eh? Okay. Moving on then.

Oh this one's great. I mean, who can expect fashion/red carpet goddess, Cate Blanchett,

Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani at Sidney Film Festival

to look as if she's heading to the world convention of The Busy Suburban Mom Businesswoman?

What? Still not exciting enough? Okay... We have Katie McSmugglePants Holmes here.

Katie Holmes in Max Mara at Women In Hollywood dinner party

Then there's Miss 'Where-the-hell-am-I-again?', Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart at the LA premiere of Better Life

And how about Miss My-fashion-icon-is-Shenea-Grimes, Selena Gomez here?

Selena Gomez at the SiriusXM radio station in NYC.

And of course, Miss 'Betsy-Johnson-my-lovely-principal', Christina Hendricks.

Christina Hendricks at the LA Film Festival

And McWannaBuyMeSomeCokeLad?, Miss (tsk3) Florence Welch.

Florence Welch in Anna Sui at Nylon Magazine Party

 And Miss I-need-to-check-on-my-vision, Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway in Prada at the 13th Annual White Tie&Tiara Ball

 And Mrs I-need-to-check-on-everything-starting-with-my-stylist-cause-everything-is-wrong-in-this-picture, Julia Roberts.

Julia Roberts in Gucci at Larry Crowne Hollywood premiere.

 Enh. Whatever. You want things to get interesting? Well we have Miss Kim Kardashian here.

Remember when she x-ray her ass simply because she wanted to immortalized the place where she and Ray J first met in a film or something?

I thought I wanna call her Kard-ass-ian but after seeing this, maybe she's deserved to be called Karda-shitty-an instead.

So who do you think was the worst dressed of this month? Suggestion and thoughts in the comment section below.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: "Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon" premieres and photocalls (Part 2: Rosie Huntington-Does-It-Right-Ley)

And now is where all the fashion-gasm and glitter-fest start. Are you ready?

Well, Rosie might have stumbled down (maybe literally, too) the fashion spots in her melting Michael Kors dress but now she's back, showing us what her superb model bod is made for.

Rosie Huntington Whiteley at the Moscow International Film Fest Transformers 3 premiere in Gucci.

Let just call her Miss 'I Can Work A Granny Panties And Sheer Combo And Flower Tumor And Still Look Like  A Fucking Superhero And You Bitch Can Go Suck It' from now on shall we?

Then she continues on with her winning look at the Berlin premiere of the movie.

In Naeem Khan glittery silver dress at the Transformers 3 Berlin premiere.

This is almost literally a 'I'm-here-to-pick-up-my-Golden-Globes' dress. People says that this is somehow a little overdone. I kinda agree with it but what the heck. As long as I can see some pretty dress, I don't really give a damn. And for the first time I love the belt. I love the way it cross the backless back of the dress and make her look slightly thinner than the runaway model.

And then there's a slight meltdown in her look but thank God she made it trough it alive, breathing and fabulous, no less.

At the London premiere of the movie in a night-blue, neck-plunging Burberry dress.

It slightly remind me of that pink Michael Kors disasters but thank God this one doesn't look that bad at all. Come to think of it, it's so easy being a Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I remember Megan Fox's premiere style when she's promoting the first two Transformers movie. She's all about pout, flying kisses, that tertonggek-tonggek pose and her dress were all tight with slits and cleavage and stuff; just to prove that she's all foxy and sultry (and most importantly to promote the movie, of course). But with Rosie, you just have to flaunt a little side-boobs (and you have to agree with me she don't have that much of a cleavage after all) or legs or your back and you can just stand there doing some pretty-model pose and WA-LAH! There you go. All set looking sexy and sultry and pretty at the same time.

But then again, she have to ruin everything and try to look like Megan Fox.

At the NYC premiere in Antonio Berardi.

I can say I can't picture Megan wearing this dress but I can see Megan pictures all over it. It's like Megan is dead and now she's a ghost, coming back to haunt us all especially the one who hurrah-ed when she's being replaced with Rosie here. The tight slinky red Jessica Rabbit dress, the pointy boobs, the severely pretty hair, the 'have you met my leg?' pose and worse - the pout. Well I'll still say she looks kinda gorgeous here (minus the I-tie-this-myself necklace) but honey, seriously, Megan Fox is gone. Move on, dear. We've all did.

Well I'm no fan of Transformers but if they made a movie about Rosie's red carpet life, I'll surely be the first one to buy the ticket. The tittle would be 'Sex and the Rosie' and it will be all about Rosie, sex and pretty clothes! How exciting!

Hmmm... I think I've heard of that kinda movie before.....

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: "Transformers 3: Dark of The Moon" premieres and photocalls (Part 1: The Rise of The Rosie)

God bless Huntington-Whiteley. Everytime she step out on the red carpet to promote her flick, Transformers 3, she looks like she's there to pick her Oscar. Well she surely won't be nominated for any prestigious award for this movie (I heard people says her acting sucks. And they want Megan Fox back! *gasp!*) but I surely hope she will be invited to'em though. I mean, if she can look this good promoting her movie, imagine how she'd look on a prestigious red carpet?


But enough with that. Lets bring on those pretty clothes shall we?


First, she went and promote her movie on 'Late Show With David Letterman' in a glittery nude (almost, literally) Michael Kors number.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Michael Kors at 'The Late Show With David Letterman'

Girl is working the shit off that shapeless, high-waisted pants. She look so chic and that sunglasses makes her look sorta cool. The only thing I hate here is the belt, which seems a little too tight. I can't say she'll look better with the coat but if she wear those coat with those sunnies, I think she'll look kinda cool.

Then she went on promoting her movie (and giving some posing lessons) at the 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon' show.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in D&G at the Jimmy Fallon show.

Too bad those pants ain't working on her. Well other than that, it's just a typical vest-over-pants look. The lace detailing on the side of the vest add a little interest to it but too bad, only a little. Love those heels but I don't think it goes with the look.


Then she arrives in style in Rio, Brazil in Salvatore Ferrgamo dress and continue promoting her movie in yet another Michael Kors number.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley arriving at Rio in Salvatore Ferragamo knit dress.

At Rio press conference in a thigh-high slit, black Micahel Kors.

Super-love the knit-dress. She look so pretty and sweet. Can't say the same about the Michael Kors dress though. Well, firstly, high-waisted panties and thigh-high slit and sheer doesn't go really well together. Again, the belt is a little too tight, making her hip look (ironically) wider. And I just hate those severe barbie hair.


Better luck next time, Rosie. Let see if you had any of'em with you next Michael Kors dress.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Michael Kors at the Moscow International Film Festival Transformers 3 premiere.

Remember her pink crunch-crunch-crunch dress she wore to the MET? Well if we see it on the bright side, this is less shiny than that. But that's about it. I mean, I don't get it. When she's not wearing those ass-tight belt, she's wearing this sad, droopey, it-can-fall-out-anytime dress. Come on, Rosie. Lets get to the real game here, shall we?


And now we're talkin'!


*****To be continued*****