So if it is a movie, the story goes something like this:
Once upon a time, there's one very pretty dress. A white dress. Full with embroidery and lace details. It's super short and sexy, just the way those skinny Hollywood bitches like it; to show their long, lean pair of legs.
Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2011 |
....because, as far as I concern, she's working the shit out of it.
Here, she's an angel. Floating on a dark tunnel, on her way into the light.... of fame, that is.
...looking back at the carbs I MEAN, life she had left behind.
She looks glowy, fabulous, pretty, lovely, beautiful. She looks.... PERFECTION. (bow down)
Then Kate Bosworth wear it to some party celebrating her Nylon mags cover yadda yadda yadda something-like-that.
Kate, too, knows what she's doing. To Diane, she said "Bring it on, skinny, ridiculously-leggy bitch!" She didn't put on that khaki jacket randomly. She pair it with a kick-ass ankle boots and sling bag. She wants people to think she's just a lucky pretty girl who puts on anything she could find in her closets and then BAM! She came out looking like one edgy beautiful young Hollywood star. Genius.
Then she poses and take pictures with some random frumpy blond just to proves that she's totally approachable. Evil genius!
Then there's this lovely slutty angel, called the Victoria's Secret Angel, Alessandra Ambrossio, wearing this to an equally slutty-named event; What Is Sexy party. Well, you can say 'sexy' is subjective but when the word sexy is combined with party with an involvement of some lingerie models, you know how it'll end up right?
Isn't it ironic? Alessandra is a model but she's working this dress the least between the three of them. Looking at her, Diane and Kate laugh and say "You should leave this dress to high-class fashionista like us, not some typically tanned, iron-flat hair, flying kiss-pose, tarty lingerie model like you! Hahahahahahaha." Such dress with high fashion statement should not be treated this casual, I'd say.
Anyway, every good thing has to come to an end. And for the little white, beautifully-embroidered dress, it's not a good one.
If a picture paints a thousand words, this picture would have a thousand thesaurus of 'wrongly done'.
And I have to improve my story-telling skills. Till next time guys...
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