Fashion: The 2011 Latin Grammy Awards

Hot-blooded Latina wearing cracktastic tacky dress? Count me in!

Demi Lovato in Roland Mouret

Nah. I don't think she have enough boobs to carry this kind of dress. And what with those hair?

Sofia Vergara in Reem Arca

Very gorgeous.

Chiquinquira Delgado

The dress looks like it's covered with mould.

But I think it's kinda pretty.

Shakira

Tulle, glitters, cleavage... Typical Latina stuff.

Satcha Pretto

LOVE.

Paula Fernandes

"I feel so sexy tonight! Look at all this lace covering the skin of my side-exposed body!"

Blanca Soto

"Bitch please. THIS is how you do sexy-side dress. You go full-frontal, bitches."

Lourdes Estefan

"My dress just gave birth to another dress. Your argument is hence invalid, bitches."

Anqelique Boyer

"I have no titties. Now YOUR argument is invalid."

Alejandra Guzman

Oh, the Latinos...

Dmanti

...they're just so proud of their DIY dresses right?

Fashion: 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and 2011 CMA Awards

Aww come on Hollywood! How many events more out there? There's just too much to cover. And then there's the Latin Grammys and the Bambi Awards. I'm like, literally panting here. I mean, I just put two events in one post!

Anyway, gonna make this one quick and painful.

Faith Hill in Chado Ralph Rucci

Very chic. Hate the sheer cutouts though. And I think pairing big hair with such minimalistic look is kinda interesting.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Prabal Gurung

I don't get it. Did she pissed the hair-fairy or the hair-voodoo witch or something?

Hillary Scott in Reem Arca

Love the old Hollywood glam look but the dress is doing nothing to her figure.

Jennifer Nettles in Naeem Khan

I never like high middle slit. Otherwise this is kinda pretty.

Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland

Stunning dress and figure. Terrible hair and makeup. She looks old.

Kimberly Perry

Tablecloth.

Leann Rimes in Badgley Mischka

Lampshades.

Martina Mcbride

Unless you're going to stand troughout the whole event, don't wear satin pants. Otherwise she looks kinda fabulous.

Erin Andrews

Miss Teen Louisiana with her Space Barbie costume!

Miranda Lambert in Hippie Couture

At first she was all classy bitch goin' to some dinner at some fancy restaurant and then go to some opera or something.

Miranda Lambert in Pavoni

But then she was all Miss Mississippi giving Miss Louisiana a run for her money!

Natasha Bedingfield

Enh. Not enough honky-tonkiness.

Nicole Kidman in Stella Mccartney

She wore this to the BMIs and frankly I don't like it. I think it's because it's fucking ugly and it look ridiculous.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

The detailing of the dress looks like metal powder being held by magnet(s?). I imagine everywhere she goes she's gonna leave a metal powder trail behind. Just imagine the chair in which she'll be sitting on! I pity the Mexican cleaner lady.

Taylor Swift in Emilio Pucci

The dress should be served with something a little more "oomph", not virginal sweetness.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel

The dress got amputated and now it's bleeding tulle.

Fashion: 2011 Glamour's Women Of The Year Award

I'll get to the CMA later after I've finished bitching on these so called glamour star attending this termendously glamorous event wearing totally glamorous dresses.

Jennifer Aniston in Atelier Versace with pal, Chalsea Handler

What do you mean they're not? Of course this two were pals. Look at how er, touchy these both are.

But of course they are not as close as before. You know, it's not easy juggling between hanging out with friends and attending glamorous event and well, being an astronaut.

And Jenny is still the same ol' Jenny. Like, from 20 years ago.

And apparently, her hair is still the same ol' hair. Like, from 40 years ago. Like, when she was 10 and her Aunt Dorothy still call her "my sweet Jenny-pie".

Emma Stone in Lanvin

And in the second pic Emma was all KStew-ed and all "I can't even pretend I'm happy wearing all these sponsored shit."

Jessica Alba in Tory Burch

What with these gal and their attempt to live back to their good ol' (school) days?

Jennifer Lopez in Atelier Versace

I don't really like the dress but man is she working the shit out of it.

Donatella Versace in Versace

Pretty. Except for *cough* the face *cough*.

Kerry Washington in Marchesa

Fabulous bitch being fabulous. J'ADORE.

Fashion: LACMA Art+Film Gala, presented by Gucci - Part 1: Blimey Fringey!

So three beautiful stars were caught wearing the dress from the same collection - Gucci Spring 2012.

Man that was one boring introduction... Anyway, lets judge!

Camilla Belle

It just look weird on her. I mean it's shapeless and the fringe started at a very weird place. All the dress seems to be hitting her in all the wrong places. I love the first picture but maybe that's only because it doesn't look so shapeless with her hand on her waist like that. Hate the second pic. That is when I realize how weird and baggy it looks. Plus she looks like she's having a tingly-wingly-tango moment there.

It seems to work on the models cause it seems shorter. Or maybe she's taller... Anyway, she can get those dress altered for her right? To make it shorter? What? You can't when it's a borrowed dress? Oh... Moving on.

And in this pic she's all "Another night, another dress worth of a hundred thousand of dollars to wear. Heh. Take that third world countries!"

And it's so weird how she opted for loose waves and softer makeups with this dress. The dress could use some glam you know, Camilla.

And then the shoes... I don't know... Not enough... punch? I think a pair of heels would help, but not sandals. One badass pair of heels. Not platform though.

That's all her accessories - a small purse to keep her coins in case she wanted to call her mother later that night using the public phone to pick her up after the party, and that big ring. Plus we can see the detailing of the dress, which is GORG.

Zoe Saldana

Gal what with that pose? You broke your back or somethin'? Anyway, lets talk about this dress you're wearin'. Honey I hate to tell you this but you gal have been giving this collection quite a bad name. What with all the bagginess. You look sloppy honey. And you are wearing Gucci, for God's sake! And those heels! What were you thinkin'?

And I think the dress could be better sans all those fringes. Especially at the back. And on those skirt. Thanks for making your life so much simpler? Aww... You're welcome hon.

"Oh God I know I should've ordered a decaf. I haven't slept for THREE DAYS!"

Evan Rachel Wood

Last hope for dear Gucci... Let see how she did.

Look like Miss ERW here miss the spot too. You know, one lesson to be learned: If you're going to a very high-class event and about to wear a very expensive dress by a very famous line, at least you can get it altered for you first?

I mean, you should know better that you're not a super-skinny, six-foot-tall model right? Look at where the hem of the dress hit her compared to the model She could at least get it made a size smaller and an inch (maybe two or three) shorter.

I LOVE how the fringes move when she walks though.

Unlike Camilla, her heels are okay. Maybe because of the matchy-matchiness. I kinda like how the chain on the sandal kinda complemented the fringes of the dress.

And only a newborn baby can work those hair. Seriously, what kind of hair product she use? Amniotic fluid?