Well thanks to the deeply shitty internet connection, I'm now far behind my schedule (schedule ape pon ak tataw la). Anyway, lets take some break from all those lovely dress from Cannes and lets take a look of this young Hollywood starlet dress themselves in tacky way. Well, as tacky as Vegas could get, I'd say. But to be honest, I'm pretty glad for this event cause I'm gettin' sick and tired of all that fabulousness of Cannes. I don't know if I could ever be bitchy again.
Now I'm going to take a deep breath... and GO!
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| Beyonce in Lanvin |
Well this is kinda boring isn't it? But don't worry. Momma Tina Knowles to the rescue!
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| Beyonce's stagewear |
And she brought this hot glue gun and a bunch of scrap metals she found on the set of Artificial Intelligence movie.
But actually what I hate the most about this dress is the fact that I can see her lingerie underneath it. Come on Bee. If you wanna go tacky crazy, take some advice from Gaga - ELECTRIC TAPES.
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| Britney Spears |
Well, she looks pretty but this is sooo Britney. Nothing new here.
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| Fergie in Herve Leger by Max Azria |
How did she even made it trough the door? And what with this bondage dress trend? Is it not enough that this people showing cleavages and butts and now they're taking it to a whole new level by bringing fetish-inspired getups onto the red carpet? Geez.
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| Kelly Rowland in Max Azria |
It's so close to being tacky but Beyonce's ex-background singer here looks pretty hot.
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| Keri Hilson in Rachel Roy |
Too many random colors here. Her yellow shirtdress, her green belt, her pink nails, that gold heels and that hair looks terrible on her.
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| Ke$ha in Jad Ghanour |
She looks a little like Heidi Klum, no? Well the dress has interesting design to it sans the tulle but it did nothing to her wide figure. Hey but at least she showed up in a real dress, right?
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| Kylie Minogue in Alexander Mcqueen |
It's amazing how she can still work the cute, young Hollywood starlet looks in her 40s. She looks pretty but the detailing on her dress looks a little weird and clumsily done. Because the
runaway version looks better.
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| Mary J. Blige in Mark Bouwer |
Bitch looked fierce.
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| Michelle Williams |
To be honest, I only like those boots. Or maybe not.
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| Nicki Minaj in Mark Fast |
I don't know. I think this is too ugly. Even for Minaj here. The bust part looks severe. Like it is recovering from a terrible car accident or something. And what with the blah color?
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| Nicole Kidman in Dolce & Gabbana |
I kinda like it. She looks cute. Love the braid.
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| Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana |
This is severely attention seeking. Like when she ditch Lovato to befriend Taylor Swift so that she can do a cover of her song or when she date the Bieber. Yucks. And she can't even sing. But I love her song 'Who Says' though. Where were we again?
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| Taylor Swift in Elie Saab |
This is too bland even for Taylor! And why am I using exclamation marks? Cause this is too bland even for Taylor!
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| Rihanna in Max Azria |
What is this? The World Lesbian in Business Convention 2011? Then where's Degeneres?
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| Travis Barker |
Except for that mini-douche, I pity those kiddos...
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