Cheryl Cole sells her dress on eBay

So Cheryl Cole auctioned her Herve Leger dress, the one she wears back in 2008, back when everything seems to be great and life can't get any better than this - great loyal husband, good career, her friend is not firing her for having an accent. I don't know maybe she just wanted to move on and throw away all the past memories. Or maybe because she's jobless now and she needed money. Anyway.

Cheryl Cole back in 2008, in the Herve Leger bandage dress.

So a guy got this dress for £700-something and give it to her girlfriend as a gift, only to get disappointed later as her girlfriend, who's just some ordinary, normal, healthy girl, cannot fit into the size 0 (0 by UK standards, 00 by America's) dress. Nice move, man.

Anyhow, I'm not interested in that details. But what I'm interested in (or rather, bothered with) is

Danielle Barrett with the dress her boyfriend gave her.

Is that..... poopies?

Nice move, man. Nice move.

RIP Amy Winehouse

So I was browsing the internet, minding my own business late last night, playing Looklet when I open back my Facebook homepage and the news popped out:

"Amy Winehouse was found dead in her apartment at the age 27"

 And man, I swear my heart stops beating for a second. I mean, I'm not going to be a hypocrite and says that I'm such a big/true fan of her but I know her as a very talented singer and because she's always on the tabloid for her substance abuse and stuff. And I really thought she could be saved, you know, like Britney. And it's kinda expected that she's going to die before her time (even her mother (and maybe 90% of the people who knew Amy) said so) but to be honest, whoever saw this coming? 

Amy, in 2004, when her career starts kicking, looking healthy and happy.

Her last public appearance with her goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield. People said she staggered to the mic, trying to promote and convince people to buy Dionne's album.

Amy's body being carried from her house.

With her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-civil, who was said to have introduce Amy to cocaine and heroine. She have been fighting a losing battle with substance and alcohol addictions ever since.

Demi Moore tweeted "May her troubled soul find peace" and I couldn't agree more with her. 

Poor celebs. Who know if they're in pain, and what they have to face everyday in their life? All we ever care is to take a picture of them looking like a total mess and make fun of'em. 

And to kids out there, don't ever do drugs. 

Here's a few of my favorite Amy Winehouse's song.

Back To Black

You Know That I'm No Good

Love Is A Losing Game

It's amazing how a very precious life can be lost in a blink of an eye. 

RIP, Amy Winehouse.

Seriously, Newsweek?

Hey Newsweek,

I'm sorry but this is so lame. This is like 'oh God we've photoshopped Diana's face and make her look 70 years older so PLEASE get us MORE readers' desperate attempts.

First, the photoshop sucks. It kinda make me believe that they're using that application on  Facebook that'll make us look 20 years younger but instead made us look all dusty and look as if we've been left by all our relatives in an abandoned warehouse.

Second, that's not Diana at her 50. That's some creepy 70-something neighbor who lives with her cats and will easily let a stranger come into her house and serve'em some cookies so that she can have someone's company. 

Third, aren't you supposed to be writing about NEWS?

MTV Movie Awards: What The F**kery (part 2)

So Justin Timberlake grabbed Mila Kunis's boobs to promote their movie 'Friend With Benefit' and to prove that there's nothing awkward goin' on between'em. But did it?

And Justin was all like, "Woo-hoo! Boobies!" And Mila was all like, "So what? I'm just going to stand around like this? What am I some kinda dummies? This is not right! This is sexism! Where's my right as a woman?"

"So I'll just play along like this..."

Yeah guys... Presenting an awards while giving a man a testicle cancer checkups while having a mammogram at the same time is not awkward AT ALL. But maybe IT IS not awkward with JT. I mean, he had done this before with Janet Jackson right?

MTV Movie Awards: What The F**kery (part 1)

And RobPattz was like, "So what if Kristew never want to kiss me every time we win the Best Kiss Award?"

"Cuz I have my man here, Taylor Lautner! Oh Lautner. Roses are red, violets are blue, as if it's not gay enough that I'm a sparkling vampire, I wanna kiss youuuu!!!"

"But no.... Imma gentleman. Like in the movie, Twilight, where I wait until the fourth installment and for Bella to marry me before I f*** her. Imma start by kissing your hand. Mmmphh... Mmmpphhhh..."

"Mmmppphhhh.... Your hair smells.. better than mine? Nah, but what the heck. Even Betty White smells better than my hair."

"Oh, Taylooooooooorrrrrrrrrrr........"

"Now I'm back to kissing this squashed fruit and as if she's not squashed enough, I'm going to turn her into a vampire and give her a baby vamp that'll suck her blood right from her umbilical cord right even before he/she was born..... Isn't that just 'great'?"

"Ay, Taylor... I'll never forget OUR moment. Never..."

OMG Sooooo Awkward. Caption Time!

Well because all those celebs don't wanna wear anything interesting (read: ugly, tacky, something worth bitchin about) and there's no red carpet event whatsoever, so I decided to do something a little more fun: CAPTIONING AWKWARD CELEBS PICTURES.

So I found these two interesting pictures on OMGSoAwkward twitpic. Lets start captioning, caption-lovers!

This is said to be taken when Gaga wins her MTV Music Award in her infamous meat dress.

Katy Perry was all like, "FAMEWHORE! BITCH! SLUT! errrrr... FAMEWHORE, again. Ugh! I hope she didn't get vaccinated. Ugh!"

RiRi was all like, "LOL. Is she wearing meat dress? What, did she get hit on her head by her bf too?"

Ke$ha was all like, "Yeah... This is not distracting at all. Yeah.... Now I can really remember WHERE I PUT MY SHOES. Yeah.... Thanx a lot, Lady G."

Bieber was all like, judgemental?

And Jaden Smith was all like, "No, no, I can handle this. No, no, I can handle this."

And that girl next to Jaden was like, "I reeeeaaaally need to go to the toilet."

And that guy next to her was like, "I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. EVER."

This picture pretty much says everything, right?

I'm amazed how Bieber had accidentally rubbed her womb (from the outside) and she was still like, "Let it go, Selena... Let it go.. You can do this.. Just, let it go... Remember that he's still young and I still haven't finish quenching my Hollywood-famewhore thirst sucking on his fame juice. Maybe when he had reach his 20s and then I'll start considering dating Greyson Chance, I'll bring this up. Yes. This would be a good reason for a breakups. Like, "Remember, like, a few years ago, you accidentally put your hand on my private part when we're getting all huggy and intimate and sexual on the beach? Well, I'm traumatized by that and I'm still NOT OVER IT. I've been keeping this for so long and now I just can't do it anymore. I can't look at you anymore. I think we should....." Yes. Genius Selena! But for now, let it go, Selena... Let it go..."

AWK-WAAARRRRD.....