Why do Calvin Klein do a tribute to a bunch of women who have never heard of 'flattering hem length'?
Vanessa Hudgens in, well, can't you guess?
It's as complicated as a Calvin Klein dress could get. I'd say nice prints, bad dress. It's not flattering at all on her. And those heels are sure not helping. Hate the bracelet too.
Rosario Dawson in, duh......
I just can't say she looks bad. Actually, this is not bad at all (considering that we're talking about Rosario Dawson here..).
Lara Stone in something that make me say...
..."Honey, you gotta be stoned to be stepping outa your house in something that looks terribly uncomfortable with a terribly unflattering length with a terribly terrible-looking sandal." Her stylist should be accused of practicing witchery and be burned alive.
Natalia Vodianova in something...
.... that make the guys beside her think "If her boobs pop, I hope my tux won't get covered by lactose."
But to be honest I think she kinda look ok. Not good, just ok.
And in the corner,
Uma Thurman is standing quietly, thinking to herself,
"I hope I can blend in with this carpet. How come I didn't get the memo? Look at all these young, skinny hot bitches wearing their dress with all the same length! Why do they do this to me? Although I look like their mom who just got back from the grocery store, that doesn't mean I can't blend in with'em!"
Well, the hair is severe and the dress is quite funeral-ish but I think she kinda looks good here. The dress fits her nicely. And hey, at least the back is interesting.
Except for the fact that I can see her bra string. -________-
And in case you're still clueless, they're all wearing the dress from the (duh) Calvin Klein collection.
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