Cannes Film Festival 2011: Cheryl Cole

Hey, hey, hey, Cheryl! Wait! Lemme look at that thing hanging on your waist like a golden testicles.

Cheryl Cole in Stephane Roland

 Wait, wait.... Don't look back first... I wanna see more... Come closer..

Okayy... I sound a little perv. But anyway, lets take a closer look.

This is the part where I got too close to her she started to freaked out and say, "What is up with you?"

Anyway, did that golden thingy supposed to resemble her boobs? Or her ovary? Is there a miniature Gaga in each of that golden capsule? Or is that suppose to resemble an egg? To symbolize her fertility? Is that her way of saying "I'm single and ready to be fertilized."? Oh, unanswered question.... Hope I can sleep well tonight.