Fashion: Anne Hathaway in Valentino(s) (part2) [with bonus Natalia Vodiano]

As much as I enjoy Alice in Wonderland, I don't think I'll enjoy the sequel that much.

Anne Hathaway attends the White Fairy Tale Love Ball in Valentino Haute Couture

It'll be called "Alice in Wonderland 2: I Wonder What In The Land Is My Sister's Up To Now?".

 
In this sequel, it took us to ten years after the ending of the first movie, you know, where Alice kill the Jabberwocky and then went back to her world and become some sorta explorer/businesswoman and Mad Hatter was left heartbroken and stuff. Well, bad news for you. Alice and Mad Hatter won't be in this sequel. The story will circles around the White Queen, who, after getting back her throne from the Red Queen, rules the Wonderland, spreading happiness and love to her people. She rules the land in peace until...

Natalia Vodano at the White Fairy Tale Love Ball.

And the Red Queen is like, "I'm back, bitches!!!"

"You think you dump me to some isolated place where nobody will befriend with me and I'll be ignored for ever and ever and ever? Oh, hell no, girlfriend! It's like a black market down there! I meet a lot of people and do a lot of fun stuff! You know, things I can never do when I was a Queen, like working my ass off as a horse dung cleaner to survive and make a quilt out of Jabberwocky's scaly skin so that I won't freeze and die during the winter. It was so much fun! It thought me a lot about life, little sister!"

Natalia Vodano with Valentino at the same event with her wearing Valentino Couture.

"And meet OOmpus LOOmpus Ricardo Tesqauqui, my plastic surgeon slash my future hubby! Do you know how we met? Well, it's a funny story. He's the one who saves me when my head got stucked as I was trying to escape from his house trough the dog holes after I steal his food. He wasn't mad at me for stealing his stuff but instead, he find me charming and he said I have such a beautiful eyes. Awwww... He help me with my big-ass head, making it small , because he says that it'll highlights its beauty. After months and months of painful and endearing procedure, my head is now is at a normal size! Aren't he a sweetie?"

"Oh, come on little sis. I know I've been quite a bitch but that was back then, when I was all big-headed (pun intended) and stuff. Look at me now, with my braid and little tiara and my all-smile attitude... Ain't I just adorable? There's no way I look like those soap opera actress who married a rich, lonely, old famous plastic surgeon just to kill him afterwards so she could get all his money and then kill her own sister just to get her f**king throne back.. Come on... Can't you take your big sis back?"

Will the White Queen take her sister back? Did the Red Queen had really changed into a better person? Or is she up to something? Everything will be answered this winter... In cinemas near you...