Our first contender goes first, Miss Nicki Minaj!!!
"Yo, yo I'm Minaj yo! If you don't remember me what's the deal wit yo! Pink toes, clerk pants from the waist down! But from the waist up a sad f**kin bondage clown!
But yo, yo, what's that over there yo!"
Errr... Our next contender, Lil Mama!!!
"Clown you call urself u shud be ashamed! Stripper heels, Aguilera's wig this is what it's all about! I'm famous for ruining Avril's Girlfriend, yo! Our rap sound ridiculous but at least urs rhyme. But we both are famous for our fashion crime! Yo! Yo!"
"Hey... That one actually rhymes! Whippeeeee!!"
"Don't be so happy, bitch cuz we ain't the same! These Chinese tattoo it wrote 'Can't Be Tamed'. These bangles are bulletproof they can handle anythin'. So back off before I commit a rap murder sin. Yo!"
"Don't be too happy Nicki Nick look wat Gaga lend me. A f**kin black kryptonite in bangles form. These glaring stare is what you'll remember! It'll hypnotize ur kids, ur man n granfather, into thinkin' my dress is actually prettier!"
"What's that u're sayin' my boobs can't hear u. U call that a dress well I call this jujitsu! Try holdin ur breath for the whole two fuckin' hour! And then we'll talk about whose dress look better! Ah! Yo!"
"Nick u ain't got nothin' I wear a baby dress before! Have u had any diaper rash in ur twenties? That u can't ignore! I even steal wig from Gaga and cut it short. Now take this flying kiss honey, and do give up. Or I'll treat u wit these catastrophe, that can scares a pedophile out!"
"See? Even this Jesus guy loves me and my @ss-balloon. Baby dress, huh? It can't make me puke typhoon! Diapers rash, how bout a colorful scabies? It'll knock u out n scare ur babies!"
"Seriously, honey? That's all u got? I'm tired crossing my legs tryin' to hear u out! My psycho stare can simply kick ur @ss, so if u got ur best, now is the time to tell Mama!"
"I'm so freakin freak even Kristew wanna suck my blood, yo!"
"Ogh, f**k! She's right.. Errr.... Errr.... Gotta go!"
"So does this mean I won?"
"HAHAH! Loser......."
(ps: Sorry I'm not good at rapping and sorry this is the crappiest post I've ever made. Ever. -_____-)
No comments:
Post a Comment