2011 CFDA Fashion Awards: It's A Gaga, Gaga, Gaga World (part 1)

Gone were the days when people talk about SJP's gorgeous McQueen dress and Whitney Port's beautiful pale gold sequined gown at the CFDA. Well there's not much to talk about this year event so I'm just going to left this one to my imaginary best friend, Lady Gaga, who recently won the tittle for the fashion icon of the year or something like that at this award. So...... Lets start talkin' Gaga.

"That's okay, Peter. I got this one."

 

'Oh hey guys... Have you heard? No, no... Not all that songs from my album that I release so that I can get the most song in one album that made it to the billboard chart yadda yadda yadda something-like-that. It's that I was named the fashion icon of the year. I know!!! Yawww!!!"

 

"Now, now... Don't be shy... Come closer. Let see what this, I don't wanna brag, but, FASHION ICON wears to the red carpet."

Lady Gaga in Thierry Mugler

"Never mind that wig I stole from Emily Osment from the set of Hannah Montana, people. Look at my dress! Isn't this just original? Tacky, excessive fabric, high level of titsparency and that sky-high 19-inches heels! I mean, come on guys. Whoever had ever DONE THIS? Hahahahahahaha!!"

"Oh, f**k Cher and Madonna! They had nothin' on me!"

"Cause in the fashion world, you have to be a real bad@ss to be an icon. And with bad@ss, I mean an @ss that look as if it can decapitate your head and rip off your sofa each time I sat on it! Muahahahahaha!!"

"Am I right, Miss 'Whatsoever-your-name-is-people-will-forever-call-you-Gaga-sister-who-appear-like-ten-second-in-the-video-Telephone'?"

"Anyway, people. Enough talkin' bout me. Lets randomly shows our teeth and put our paws up cause we have a lot of judging to do....."