"That's okay, Peter. I got this one."
'Oh hey guys... Have you heard? No, no... Not all that songs from my album that I release so that I can get the most song in one album that made it to the billboard chart yadda yadda yadda something-like-that. It's that I was named the fashion icon of the year. I know!!! Yawww!!!"
"Now, now... Don't be shy... Come closer. Let see what this, I don't wanna brag, but, FASHION ICON wears to the red carpet."
Lady Gaga in Thierry Mugler |
"Never mind that wig I stole from Emily Osment from the set of Hannah Montana, people. Look at my dress! Isn't this just original? Tacky, excessive fabric, high level of titsparency and that sky-high 19-inches heels! I mean, come on guys. Whoever had ever DONE THIS? Hahahahahahaha!!"
"Oh, f**k Cher and Madonna! They had nothin' on me!"
"Cause in the fashion world, you have to be a real bad@ss to be an icon. And with bad@ss, I mean an @ss that look as if it can decapitate your head and rip off your sofa each time I sat on it! Muahahahahaha!!"
"Am I right, Miss 'Whatsoever-your-name-is-people-will-forever-call-you-Gaga-sister-who-appear-like-ten-second-in-the-video-Telephone'?"
"Anyway, people. Enough talkin' bout me. Lets randomly shows our teeth and put our paws up cause we have a lot of judging to do....."
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