"Now strike a pose. No, I'm copycatting a phrase from Madonna's Vogue. I'm just, errrrr.... re-saying it. And that's what all other people do. And that makes me a f**king genius. Errrr, I guess?"
"Whatever my little monsters. Now let brings all the models out. What? No for the last time I AM NOT COPYING Heidi Klum famous sentence from Project Runway! For f**k sake I AM NOT COPYING ANYONE!!!"
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| Chanel Iman in BCBG Max Azria |
"Mother monster like this. It's so "Chill... It's just the CFDA." As much as mother monster hates chillin' cause mother monster takes mother monster's career VERY seriously as a fashion icon, mother monster will give this one a paws up."
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| Sessilee Lopez in Zac Posen |
"Mother monster had just mistaken you for Ciara."
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| Karolina Kurkova in Diane Von Furstenberg |
"Mother monster think that hoodies are f**kin cool."
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| Alessandra Ambrossio in Prabal Gurung |
"Your necklace can be made into one of mother monster's flying saucer's spare part."
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| Miranda Kerr in Michael Kors |
'Mother monster loves your 'Hey there's a slit on my dress' pose. Mother monster likes to embrace mother monster's legs too. That's why mother monster hates pants."
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| Doutzen Kroes in J. Mendel |
"See? Embrace..."
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