Fashion Review of the Week: What The F**k?

Yes. That's what I wanna say to all these celebs. Let start judging and cussing!

Lets start with Florence Welch. Hey, Flo...

Florence Welch in Anna Sui

..what the fuck!? I'm speechless. I can't believe this is Florence Welch, the fashion Goddess. I kinda understand how she wanna break free from her sheer, long, romantic dress cocoon but honey, you suppose to be a butterfly, not some kinda Louisiana coke-selling grandma.

Hey, Chloe Moretz....

Chloe Moretz in Versace at the 2011 Saturn Awards

....what the fuck? Paper shredders are ONLY for shredding paper. That's why they're called PAPER shredder. Get it?

Hey, Kristen Stewart....

Kristen Stewart at the 'A Better Life' LA premiere.

.......Heels on a laundry day? What the fuck?

Hey, Gwyneth Paltrow....

Gwyneth Paltrow at 'My Father's Daughter' book signing in London.

....Duck-hunting and book signing on a same day? What the fuck? Hire a PA, honey.

Hey, Hailee Steinfeld....

Hailee Steinfeld at the 'Cars 2' premiere in Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti.

....what the fuck? I said I want the 15-years-old Hailee back, not the 12-years-old one..

Hey, Anna Paquin....

Anna Paquin in Versus at the 'True Blood' season 4 premiere in Hollywood.

....what the fu... Oh, forget about it.

Hey, Anne Hatha..... wait..

Anne Hathaway at the 13th White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada.

WHAT THE FUCK!? Okay... Okay.. Don't freak out. The most important thing to do right now is to be calm. Very calm. *clears throat* Now can we talk about this seriously, like a bunch of mature adults?

Honey, why? Is it the bridesmaid pastel color? Is it the small tits-bow? I don't know. This is just messed up. And it's not even the 'I-took-risk-and-I-screwed-up' kinda messed up. This is just 'I-screwed-up-lalalalala' kinda messed up. The dress is ugly and whoever did your makeup really hates you. But it's okay, Anne. Everyone screwed up once in a while. Let just give this one a pass - as long as you promise you'd wear all those glamorous, fabulous sequined dress again, okay?

Next!

Hey, hey, hey, Evan Rachel-Wood. Hey, Hey. Hey. Hey, Evan. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey Evan.

Evan Rachel-Wood in D&G at the Hollywood premiere of 'True Blood' season 4.

SCISSORS.