I Mumbled: Being Bipolar

Nah I'm not bipolar. Well I do have my own 'f**k it's so hard to wear this jeans now I'm going to be moody all day long' or 'why does it have to be so f**king hot in here?' moment but that's a pretty strong reason to get mad, no?

Anyway. I feel kinda depressed now. I don't know why. Tomorrow will be my last day doing my pre-practicum at school but to be honest I'm not that attached to this programme or to the school. I'm not saying it's a bad or bleh or anything-that-indicates-the-word-'bad' experience la tapi I can say I'm not that involved la with this school and the staff - probably (or maybe memang pon) it's my fault for being too quiet and superior being the youngest teacher there.

Anyway. Maybe it's the routine. I mean, I've been doing this for a month now and maybe I'll miss getting up early in the morning and watching those students menjalani their school-life (which I really miss).... Maybe it's the students kowt. You know students are kinda like kids. When they're in school they always can't wait to get out of there, konon-konon nye lebeyh bebas la. Huh. Wait until you go to university and have to do everything by yourself without having your parents for you to go when you need comforting or back you up. Wait until you have to work your ass off to tanggung, well your ass.

Anyway. Ape aku merepek nih? Knape aku speak Manglish? Well this suppose to be an announcement post la. I'm just going to say that I'll not be posting for a week (Maybe. Hopefully) because I wanna focus on my report-writing (Which is ,like, a lot, UNLIKE those reports you do in SCHOOL. See, kids?) and finish my diary (actually I prefer 'journal' more than 'diary') and try to find a f**king job cause now I'm broke T.T

Hey, maybe that's why I'm depressed!

(ps: bile depressed suke sgt dgr lagu nih wakk!!)

Adele-Rolling In The Deep

Fashion Fercely Well-Played: Beyonce aka Sasha Fierce

"Hello. Sasha here. Sasha Fierce. You can call me Dr Fierce and I'm here to inject a dose of fierceness and fabulousity into your life. Side effects may include the risk of fabulousity overdose and spasm - which will cause you to dance fiercely around your room when nobody's around. Prescription is better to be taken with your choices of any of my hit songs. So are you ready?"

Beyonce performing on Good Morning America in Julien Macdonald bodysuit and Stuart Weitzman heels.

Well enough with my crappy talking just now. Bless this lady. I can't never see any other singer wearing knitted crochet dress while performing on stage and and still manage to look absolutely fierce. Maybe it's the hair. Or maybe it's the fact that she's working the hell out of those choreography. Job well done, Honey Bee.

And to my friend, Fifi, if you're reading this, you should really watch Bee's documentary on Youtube called the Year of 4. I think it's very heartwarming and sweet la. Hahahahaha. (although I'm pretty sure he had already watch it waaaaaay long before I did)

xoxo

Music Video: Joe Jonas-See No More

And Taylor Swift was like, "So, dude got feelings too? *gasp!*"

Joe Jonas-See No More

So Nick is too busy dating someone older than him and Kevin is too busy being a family guy so Joe decided that they can go f**k themselves and move on with his solo career.

Come to think about it, it does sound like one of those Disney movies in which the story is about the Jonas brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick who form a band named, well, The Jonas Brother. Joe was so passionate with his music career but seems to have some troubles with it since his other brother was too caught up with the women in their lives. So he decided to go behind their back and do a solo project and the his other two brothers felt betrayed and decided to not talk to him anymore. And then Joe decided that he was such an ass and regretted his decision to make a solo album behind their back. So during his big concert, in which Kevin and Nick still shows up to show that they're still supportive in spite of Joe's betrayal, Joe, being all terharu and stuff, decided to make an announcement that he'll leave his blooming and promising solo career and go back with the band who's old enough to creep the shit of every kids out there when they start singing about being positive and feel beautiful about your gigantic-ass teeth braces and Spongebob Squarepants lunchbox. And then his brothers forgive him and they live happily ever after..

What am I crapping about? I'm supposed to talk about this video... Anyway..

1. I won't say I like this song (pfft!) but I kinda like it for being different from the other Jonas 'we-sings-about-ordinary-girls-who-walks-around-into-ordinary-places-cause-it-turn-us-on-and-make-us-go-all-in-heat-and-stuff-like-that' Brothers. It's about a guy being angry with a woman who betrays her kuggxd gyfg7g7x3r67u3ug x3ggkjsbfhsbfhjsb Whoops! Just fell asleep on my keyboard.
2. But unfortunately, he's no different from those others Disney star who can't sing. Hey but at least he doesn't sound as nasalized as he was when he's still with Jonas Brother. See? Positive... How... Disney.
3. I'm being stereotype.
4. The chorus goes a little something like this: "Cause you know that you're so cold, I don't wanna see anymore. And I can't get away from you" Did he have some kinda bipolar disorder or something?
5. He looks kinda cute, no?
6. I'm fucking hungry.
7. Bye.
8. Gonna go eat now.
9. xoxo

Emily Osment is lovesick. And Mother Monster is NOT happy about it...

"Well hello little monsters!!!"

"Remember me? It's me, mother monster!!! Yes I've been a little bit busy lately and we'll talk about that later but first, mother monster just want little monster to know that mother monster is angry! Mother monster is pissed! Well remember when mother monster told little monsters how mother monster had stolen Emily Osment's wig from the set of Hannah Montana? Now she's taking revenge on mother monster!"

Emily Osment-Lovesick

"Oh dear Emily 'I-sing-better-than-Miley-that's-why-I-play-a-dumb-blonde-in-Hannah-Montana-so-they-could-shut-me-up' Osment...."

"I don't care if you want to look like Carrie Underwood.."

"Or some less-trashy version of Miss 'It's-all-about-booze-and-sex" Ke$ha."

"But.... But.... But this....."

"You try to copy mother monster? YOU TRY TO COPY MOTHER MONSTER!!??"


"Mother monster thought mother monster have made it very clear that...."

"Mother monster f**king hate copycatters!!!"

"This is a symbolism, a warning for you, young lady. See this head? This is what I do to all my copycaters out there! I dance with their decapitated head while being watched by a bunch of gays in awe. They fear me!!"

"And then they all bow down to me, their Mother Monster. What? You're still not afraid. Wait.... I'm not finished yet...."

"After I've kill and seperate your head from your body, I'll expand your tripe and wear'em as my dress!! Hahahahaha!! Do you get that? I'LL WALK AROUND IN YOUR GUTS!"

"But honey... Don't be afraid of mother monster. Mother monster is no evil. Mother monster just don't like to have a lot of competitors. Isn't Miss 'All-boobs-and-party' Katy Perry and Miss 'Chains-and-whips-excites-me-but-offends-my-ancestors' Rihanna is not enough? And don't let me even start on your co-star, Miss Miley 'Everyone-has-to-grow-up-and-wear-no-pants-too-someday' Cyrus."

"What mother monster wanna say here is, be yourself honey Emily. There's no shame in being just another pop-tart Disney star singing about happy lives and fairies and unicorns... Just embrace your talent and stop copycatting others cause honey, you were BORN THIS WAY.."

"xoxo. Mother Monster."

Last Friday Night, I had fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun....

Sooooo........

Katy Perry-Last Friday Night (TGIF)

Rebecca Black sure can't dance, eh?

But anyway,

BEST KATY PERRY'S VIDEO EVER!!! WOOOO!!

And hey, no random rapper!! WOOOO!!

Beyonce runs her imaginary world with her girls..

..and in that world, the authorities were afraid of a bunch of girls who suffers from an epileptic dancing seizure and wear fabulous dresses.

Beyonce - Run The World (Girls)

I don't love the song but man, this diva looks killer-fabulous!

If you want to know which dress Bee wear in this vid you can click here 

And I really love those white Givenchy couture on her. Too bad she didn't wear'em for long.. 

And to Lady Gaga, Beyonce have only this to say:

1. What costume change every 2 minutes?
2. What armadillo heels?
3. What having epileptic seizure while tergeliat-geliat on the ground? 

California King 'Not-Bad'

So the video was released just today. And yeah, I think it's not bad. Not bad at all..

Rihanna-California King Bed

So I'm feeling very lazy now to write this in long paragraph form (because I know once I started writing in paragraph, I'll brag. A lot) so lets do this in numerical form.

1. The first 30 sec is kinda drag don't you think? I mean, it's already a slow song so you don't need to go walking around just to, you know, (how do I say this?) reveal the slow strumming of guitar or whatever. Oh God I'm bad at this. Just watch the video and you'll understand.
2. Riri looks fabulous. Her top looks a little bit like my grandma's bra. Well don't get me wrong. Back in those days we (why did I said 'we'?) I mean, they don't have Victoria's Secret or any brand of bra you can think of. So if you wanna know how org dulu2 punye bra looks like, it looks just like that. Kinda. Sorta.
3. Riri's red hair really offset the whole orange-ish surroundings.
4. The black and white scene/part kinda remind me of Beyonce's If I Were A Boy video clips.
5. I wish to see more of the male actor instead of him sitting around like someone who can't satisfy his girlfriend sexually and that bathing part look like some kinda perfume ad or something while Rihanna is doing her own thing singing and dancing and laying on the grass which makes me wonder. Why did she lay on the grass alone like that when she already had a California King Bed and a hot guy waiting for her on it.
6. Oh God I'm talking craps again...

So, overall I love this song (the vid is so-so la..) because it shows Rihanna's softer side and it's also the 'I CAN sing and fuck you haters!' kinda song. Good on you Riri. Good on you..

Jessie J says...

...Nobody's Perfect.

Jessie J-Nobody's Perfect

Well, I actually wanted to say "Ironically, this is perfect" but I don't think I'm in that position to say stuff like that. You know, I'm no expert in this stuff. Now lets forget about others and lets focus on me and what I think now will ya?

Firstly, I freakin love this song. I love the story behind it. You know, people fucked up and do stuff. You just to accept the fact that nobody's perfect.

And that includes you, Jessie.

Well I watched her interview the other day and she's so sweet. I kinda like that about her. I mean, she's always been compared to Gaga (because her weird fashion sense and her tendency of not wearing pants) because of her eccentricness and stuff but Gaga had never struck me as sweet. And because she's always been compared to Gaga, I find it kinda weird that she did all this stuff in the video.

Errrrr.... slime. Which kinda remind me of...

..this from Lady Gaga's 'Born This Way'

And then she wore a blonde wig with some fancy headpiece...

...hey! It's the same hairstyle! Did she recycle Gaga's old wig?

Fancy hairstyle, again.

Can you spot the similarities?

Well, other than that I kinda like the video. If you've ever seen her performs live, you'd know that her over-ness is actually her trademark as a singer and I think that's what her fans (including me) love about her. I also think she looks gorgeous in the vid. Thumbs up for the good work, Jessie. Or whoever involved in the making of this vid. Next: California King Bed by Rihanna.

I'm going to make this short because...

Alyah- Kisah Hati

...I preview a Malay music video! Tu maknenye mmg terbaek la video trsebot. Hahahaha. But don't get me wrong. Video Malay bkan smuenye lame it's just that slalunye Melayu punye music vid nih consist of org jln2 tnpe arh tuju kat pdg la, kat brnde rumah la, tgh2 jln la sbab tu ssah sket nk amek port Malay nyer vid nih. Kdg2 lagu punyer la best tpi klip video lame giler. Hahahahaha. Maybe this video pon consist of some of the stuff I said just now but I'll tell you why I love this one.

1. The song is nice and meaningful. And care die smpaikan lagu tu pon full of emotion. 
2. The setting is super nice n mmbntu untok mnympaikan msj kesedihan yg ade dlm lagu nih (Ceh. Cam org pro plak yg komen an? ;p)
3. She looks gorgeous! I love her red dress ngan bunge bsar kat ats kpale tuh. Heck I love it so much I even forgive her for running on the road bare-footed. Next time, wear some super-high red stilettos when you're running around in your video, Alyah.
4. I love the part yg mase die and Remy Ishak brpelok tpi rupe2nye Remy tuh tader. N then the lyrics yg part "Mungkin kita bersama nanti di atas sana". Though a little cliche n rmai org da bwat tpi it's still touching. Huhuhuhuhu.
5. And lastly and most importantly, it doesn't look cheap and lame. Well it is true yg video nih xde la pkai special effect cam Anuar Zain nyer Sedetik Lebih tu but at least nmpak cam high quality n gambo dier sgt lawo.

I think the job is nicely done here. And I also heard that this is the OST for Nur Kasih The Movie; which explain the special appearance by Remy Ishak there. Anyway, I love this song and I love this vid and I can't wait to watch the movie (although trailer die mcm x best). Till next time guys!

Oh Taylor.. I wish you 'Mean' it...

So the music video for Taylor Swift latest single, Mean, was here. You can click on the link below to watch it on Youtube.

Taylor looks very beautiful in this video. Well, for me there's two type of beautiful - the one who's already blessed with beauty, and the one who KNOWS how to look beautiful. And in Taylor's case, I think she's both.

The video is still fresh so I can't seem to get any of its stills from Google. But to make it short, it's not that, you know, different from any other music video. It also kinda remind me of Pink's music video, Raise Your Glass. At first I thought it might be the concept of the song but the more I watch it, the more it resemble it.

I've no other complaint than the fact that I wish she looked, well, meaner when she said "Drunk and grumbling on about how I can't sing." Honey, if you were to be bitchy, you ought to show'em. Give your haters the sickest and most sarcastic look you can ever make. But who am I to complain about sweet Taylor being, well, sweet?

Other than that, job well done Taylor. I love the song, I love the message and I know it'd become an anthem to all the unpopular kids and bully victims out there, as usual.

I'm not in love with Judas... the music video, I mean.

But to be clear I'm not in love with the real Judas either. To avoid any misunderstanding.

Well I don't know what's wrong with my blogspot as I can't the video from Youtube here so if you wanna see the video you can click here and you can also go to Lady Gaga's Vevo channel to subscribe.
Now let's start talking bitchery...

Now, if Lady Gaga was to be one of my friend, I swear one day this will happen. She'd come to me and...

Lady Gaga: Oh, (my name), help me! I don't know what else I should do!! First, I've ditch my pants, Then I've oddly (force her to) collaborate with Beyonce. I've grow thinner just thinking about all this! What else should I do other than arriving on the red carpet in a uterus, wearing shoulder patch attached to my shoulder. For the love of God I've even wear prosthetic butt and even prosthetic spider-eyes boobies! People are not paying anymore attention to me now more than they pay attention to that come-back bitch, Britney!

Me: (Putting down my coffee cup with such elegant and poise. You know, if we were to be friend, I always imagine me being the calm and normal one while she being, well, herself. She'll be the one she turned to when she feels like being a normal human being with emotions and feelings and stuff) Why do you say that, Steph?

Lady Gaga: Shusshh!! Don't call me with my real name that loud! You know I don't like it! Geez..

Me: But everyone knows....nevermind. What's the matter now? What happen? Why did you say that?

Lady Gaga: You know how people react when Britney's vid Till The World Ends premiere. They were like, having multiple orgasm! 'OMG, Britney's vid in less than an hour!!!' and stuff like that! Me? Well my fans do feel anticipated and stuff but I want more! More!

Me: Like when people talk about you sampling one of Madonna's song for your  Born This Way and then mencarot all about it in an interview calling yourself fucking genius?

Lady Gaga: But I've already done that! But instead of sampling others' song, I sampled my own song, Bad Romance.

Me: Maybe people are tired of your bad acting skills and you babbling about aliens invasion and stuff. You know, that kind of stuff do get old quick. (then I take a sip of my coffee, while enjoying the green view from my verandah)

Lady Gaga: But I didn't do any acting in this video clip! Not even a dialogue!

Me: (almost choked on my coffee) YOU DIDN'T?

Lady Gaga: No. I just took some time riding with some random bikers who wears bedazzled leather jacket.

Me: You mean, studded?

Lady Gaga: Whatever... Well, that's not the point. I took your advice. I let myself loose. I swear to God I even smile ONCE! Do you hear me? I SMILE!! I'm sincerely having fun and for the first time in my music video, I'm not in pain!

Me: Okayyy..... Now lets talk about your costumes. I mean, dresses.

Lady Gaga: Nah.. I don't remember it that much. My costume was outrageous, as always but it looks kinda cheap and so insignificant I couldn't even remember it. I just remember paying homage to Mickey Mouse once..

...and then to thugs once. You know, with the headband and stuff.

See? Me? Lady Gaga? Paying homage! What more should I do to attract more of you guys' attentions?

Me: Errrr... What about the dancing. I'm sure that's interesting..

Lady Gaga: Well, it's the usual 'my' dance, you know, with the swinging arms and jumping and hopping around in the highest heels. I've gone back to basics. The time when half of the population in the world doesn't hate me. Back to my 'Just Dance' day when I, well, just dance. I swear I did nothing more! No more long, boring video clips. I just dance and have fun because I know that's what my fans love! And I do it because I love them!

And I swallow my last sip of coffee. I think. And I think for a very long five minutes, while staring at an oak tree at my front yard. It doesn't take me that long to figured it all out. But I know the truth will hurt her. I'm torn. But as I gather my strength, I cling to my principles - real friends are also real bitch. And then I spoke up to her. As simple as this.

Me: Why don't you fucking stop making songs about demons?

And by this she gave me a sharp stare. I swallow my saliva. Then, without saying a word, she stormed out of my house. And after this, I know I'll never see her again. I try to chase her but as I arrived at my front door, she had already starting her engine to her uterus-shaped flying saucer and was getting ready to fly. I tried my best to persuade her by shouting: "At least I think the gun lipstick, or lipstick gun was interesting! And original!!!"

But she didn't listen to me and continue to fly away in her errrr... saucer.