Fashion: The 2011 Latin Grammy Awards

Hot-blooded Latina wearing cracktastic tacky dress? Count me in!

Demi Lovato in Roland Mouret

Nah. I don't think she have enough boobs to carry this kind of dress. And what with those hair?

Sofia Vergara in Reem Arca

Very gorgeous.

Chiquinquira Delgado

The dress looks like it's covered with mould.

But I think it's kinda pretty.

Shakira

Tulle, glitters, cleavage... Typical Latina stuff.

Satcha Pretto

LOVE.

Paula Fernandes

"I feel so sexy tonight! Look at all this lace covering the skin of my side-exposed body!"

Blanca Soto

"Bitch please. THIS is how you do sexy-side dress. You go full-frontal, bitches."

Lourdes Estefan

"My dress just gave birth to another dress. Your argument is hence invalid, bitches."

Anqelique Boyer

"I have no titties. Now YOUR argument is invalid."

Alejandra Guzman

Oh, the Latinos...

Dmanti

...they're just so proud of their DIY dresses right?

Fashion: 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and 2011 CMA Awards

Aww come on Hollywood! How many events more out there? There's just too much to cover. And then there's the Latin Grammys and the Bambi Awards. I'm like, literally panting here. I mean, I just put two events in one post!

Anyway, gonna make this one quick and painful.

Faith Hill in Chado Ralph Rucci

Very chic. Hate the sheer cutouts though. And I think pairing big hair with such minimalistic look is kinda interesting.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Prabal Gurung

I don't get it. Did she pissed the hair-fairy or the hair-voodoo witch or something?

Hillary Scott in Reem Arca

Love the old Hollywood glam look but the dress is doing nothing to her figure.

Jennifer Nettles in Naeem Khan

I never like high middle slit. Otherwise this is kinda pretty.

Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland

Stunning dress and figure. Terrible hair and makeup. She looks old.

Kimberly Perry

Tablecloth.

Leann Rimes in Badgley Mischka

Lampshades.

Martina Mcbride

Unless you're going to stand troughout the whole event, don't wear satin pants. Otherwise she looks kinda fabulous.

Erin Andrews

Miss Teen Louisiana with her Space Barbie costume!

Miranda Lambert in Hippie Couture

At first she was all classy bitch goin' to some dinner at some fancy restaurant and then go to some opera or something.

Miranda Lambert in Pavoni

But then she was all Miss Mississippi giving Miss Louisiana a run for her money!

Natasha Bedingfield

Enh. Not enough honky-tonkiness.

Nicole Kidman in Stella Mccartney

She wore this to the BMIs and frankly I don't like it. I think it's because it's fucking ugly and it look ridiculous.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

The detailing of the dress looks like metal powder being held by magnet(s?). I imagine everywhere she goes she's gonna leave a metal powder trail behind. Just imagine the chair in which she'll be sitting on! I pity the Mexican cleaner lady.

Taylor Swift in Emilio Pucci

The dress should be served with something a little more "oomph", not virginal sweetness.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel

The dress got amputated and now it's bleeding tulle.

Fashion: Big Designers, Big Events. (part 4)

Okay so there's another one. Anyway.

Versace for H&M Fashion Show, Versace for H&M.

Versace recently launch a collaboration with H&M to produce a very er, edgy and er, sassy and er, hip collection. If you ask me (I'm pretty sure nobody's asking for my opinion but I'm giving it anyway cause I'm bitch that way), I think all the dresses are quite er, ugly? Okay fine ugly might sound a little harsh but seriously, when I go trough the collection, it's just some weird tropical printed and over studded stuff. Or maybe it was just me, because I like high-fashion stuff. Anyway, let just say the whole collection looks er, affordable (cheap) okay?

Enough with the collection, let see the stars having fun playing dress up with their very own (borrowed) Versace shall we? 

Abbie Cornish in Versace

So is this some sort of how hippie/cougar mom look like in the 80s or something?

Blake Lively in Versace

Tired of this shit.

Byrdie Bell in SportsMax

Love the boho/biker chick style. Just waiting for someone to bring it on the RC. And I think this one is just nicely done.

Chloe Moretz in Versace for H&M

Cute and age-appropriate. Love those heels. And did she use a highlighter pen as her eyeliner or something?

Emma Roberts in Versace for H&M

Love to see Emma trying different stuff other than her old, classic Hollywood glam look. Er, and that's it.

And see what I meant? Those prints are hideous right?

Jennifer Hudson in Versace for H&M

Kinda remind me of the dress she wore to this year Grammys - bustier+high waisted = very unflattering.

Jessica Alba in Versace for H&M

Enh. Not sure if the severe hair and the red lipstick work with this look.

Ke$ha

Ke$ha thought it is still Halloween and she's going for the "Old guy who smells like pee in a jaguar jumpsuit" look. Well played, Ke$ha. Well played.

Coco Rocha in Zac Posen

Cause there's no other better way to troll with Aunt Donnie than wearing a dreamy and classy Zac Posen dress to her line's fashion show surrounded by celebs looking trashy wearing clothes from her line.

Nah. Classy my ass. Those thing looks like curtains. A curtain a 90-years-old English lady would hang in her house which she also shared with her 72 cats and the ashes of her late husband.

Selma Blair in Versace for H&M

She looks like a young pornstar promoting safe sex and that latex handbag of her is actually full of free condoms. Well at least she looks young?

Uma Thurman

"Am I at the right event?"

Nicki Minaj

God bless the color-blinds. And maybe the blinds too.

Donatella Versace in Versace

"They actually believe all these shits are stylish and they actually wear them! Hahaha! Can you believe it?"

Well played, Aunt Donnie. Well played.

Fashion: Big Designers, Big Events. (part 2)

Embrace yourselves... More dresses are coming...

Burberry Body Launch, Burberry.

Felicity Jones

She look like she had just came out from a private funeral ceremony of the Burberry's creator or something. I think she's cute though.

 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Burberry

Geez this is so boring it left me all blank there for a second.

Kate Bosworth in Burberry Prosum

Still bored.

Serena Williams

That clutch is fierce. I actually think she can work this look if it's not for those hideously cheap-looking heels.

Solange Knowles

What did she ever do to get invited to event like this? Anyway, those heels were hideous. Hideous enough to distract me from the rest of her disastrous look.

An Evening With Ralph Lauren, Ralph Lauren.

Naomi Watts in Ralph Lauren

Look like she's carrying a silver backpack little girls would carry to their geeky space-themed sleepover.

  Jessica Alba in Ralph Lauren

I don't know why but her dress kinda remind me of Christmas...

Kerry Washington in Ralph Lauren

As fierce as fuck.

Camilla Belle in Ralph Lauren

If you open up a dictionary to search for the word 'Perfection', this picture will came up. Well, at least in my dictionary.

But to be honest, I did a little gasp when I saw this picture. I mean, this is what a star should look like at a glamorous event. Kinda ironic, isn't it? I mean, she's Camilla Belle. The one whom Taylor Swift claimed to be "an actress but is more well known for what she did on the mattress." And have you seen her movies? But look how she work the shit out of that every inch of a glamorous movie star looks on the red carpet.

Well played, Camilla. Well played.