Fashion: 2011 CMA Awards - Carrie Underwood's Wardrobe Changes

So Carrie Underwood hosted the CMAs, again, and went trough some wardrobe changes.

But first, she went to the BMI Country Music Award wearing a one-shouldered Roberto di Villacis minidress.

Enh. It's still the same old Carrie. Heck I don't even know why I'm doing this post when I know almost all my comments would contain the phrase "the same ol' Carrie".

Anyway, yes, the dress. It have "sweet innocent virginal country music sweetheart" written all over it. I'm not sure about the tulle layering on the top part and I think it would be better if she pair this with a pair of sandals rather than peep-toed platform heels.

Moving on.

She then appeared on the CMAs red carpet wearing a sparkling gold Reem Arca dress.

If I were a famous professional blogger this would have been my comments: "Country music golden girl sparkles on the red carpet in her golden Reem Arca dress" but thank God I'm not so this would be my comment instead: "Miss Goldilocks promoting Christmas and bridesmaid accessories!"

And then she went trough a few wardrobe changes when she hosted the event. Lets go trough this one by one.

Zuhair Murad

Yes, we know you're a sweetheart Carrie. Now you can take off those ridiculous headband. Nice sandals though.

Mandalay

And now she's trying to convince us she's a badass with her recycled Britney's Grammys dress and stripper lace boots and all. Geez, make up your mind already, Carrie!

Jean Fares Couture

And now she's Miss Karrie Vasquez, host of the Latin Grammy Awards.

Georges Chakra

Another dress bleeding tulle. Is there a dress massacre happening out there?

Cengiz Abazoglu

And now she's a young Hollywood star at the MTV Award who also happens to be a big fat fanatic super-creepy fans of Brad Praisley.

Cengiz Abazoglu

And last but not least, Carrie also happens to be the young aspiring protege of the incredible Miss Peggy who seems to be having some problems facing a huge crowd. She looks like she just wet herself there.

So there's not so many "the same good old Carrie" comments after all!

Fashion: 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and 2011 CMA Awards

Aww come on Hollywood! How many events more out there? There's just too much to cover. And then there's the Latin Grammys and the Bambi Awards. I'm like, literally panting here. I mean, I just put two events in one post!

Anyway, gonna make this one quick and painful.

Faith Hill in Chado Ralph Rucci

Very chic. Hate the sheer cutouts though. And I think pairing big hair with such minimalistic look is kinda interesting.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Prabal Gurung

I don't get it. Did she pissed the hair-fairy or the hair-voodoo witch or something?

Hillary Scott in Reem Arca

Love the old Hollywood glam look but the dress is doing nothing to her figure.

Jennifer Nettles in Naeem Khan

I never like high middle slit. Otherwise this is kinda pretty.

Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland

Stunning dress and figure. Terrible hair and makeup. She looks old.

Kimberly Perry

Tablecloth.

Leann Rimes in Badgley Mischka

Lampshades.

Martina Mcbride

Unless you're going to stand troughout the whole event, don't wear satin pants. Otherwise she looks kinda fabulous.

Erin Andrews

Miss Teen Louisiana with her Space Barbie costume!

Miranda Lambert in Hippie Couture

At first she was all classy bitch goin' to some dinner at some fancy restaurant and then go to some opera or something.

Miranda Lambert in Pavoni

But then she was all Miss Mississippi giving Miss Louisiana a run for her money!

Natasha Bedingfield

Enh. Not enough honky-tonkiness.

Nicole Kidman in Stella Mccartney

She wore this to the BMIs and frankly I don't like it. I think it's because it's fucking ugly and it look ridiculous.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

The detailing of the dress looks like metal powder being held by magnet(s?). I imagine everywhere she goes she's gonna leave a metal powder trail behind. Just imagine the chair in which she'll be sitting on! I pity the Mexican cleaner lady.

Taylor Swift in Emilio Pucci

The dress should be served with something a little more "oomph", not virginal sweetness.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel

The dress got amputated and now it's bleeding tulle.

Fashion: Freida Pinto in Antonio Berardi

Hye y'all! I'm back, y'all!

And hey y'all!!

Freida Pinto in Antonio Berardi at the LA premiere of her movie, The Immortals.

This is Freida Pinto y'all! And her womb is so precious she decided to protect it with metal armor!

And did she wet herself while sitting y'all? Or did she have to slide trough muddy terrain to get there? Your calls, y'all!!

I'm so excited I'm back, y'alls!!

Emmy Awards: My 'Beige' Night (with bonus: ACM feat. Taylor Swift)

When I saw this pic of Elisabeth Moss at the recent Emmy Awards, I was like, "Enh."

Elisabeth Moss in Marchesa at the 2011 Emmy Awards.

Okay, maybe not just "Enh". I also "Marchesa!"-ed when I saw this. And because I'm a big fan of illusions neckline, I also give her a plus point for that.

But like I said just now, it's the same ol' Elisabeth - beige dress, beige makeups, beige accessories. And the more I look at those illusions neckline, the more it look as if a flock of pigeons just took a crap on her shoulder. A glitter crap, apparently. Must be Ke$ha's pet. Damn you, Ke$ha!

And then, I saw this picture of Taylor Swift:

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab at the ACM Honors event in Nashville

I imagine if these girls hang out together they'll be like "OMG Beth (that's what I imagine Taylor will call Elisabeth) beige is like, so great, it was like, so cool and like, so awesome and I like, SUPER LOVE IT and stuff.." and Elisabeth will be like "Yeah.... Hmm... Yeah. Yeah." and Taylor was like "I am, like, totally going to write a song about this. I'll call it 'Beige In December' and it will be about our friendship and guys and highschools and guys. You know..... OMG this is sooooo exciting!!"

Fashion: The Best of July

There's not much f**ked up red carpet moment this month (I don't know, even Xtina's looking kinda good) except the occasional fashion misses from the Kardashian sisters and a few Hollywood young starlet. So not a lot of bitchery can be done this month... Sigh...

Anyway. There are a few looks that, to me, was the best look of July.

Eugina Silva in Armani Prive

Eugina Silva at the Elle 25th Anniversary Award.

Bold choice of dress and bold choice of accessories. What's not to love? My favorite of this month.

Cate Blanchett in Armani Prive

Cate Blanchett at the Front Row of Armani Prive fashion show in Paris.

Love the bold color on her pale skin. The skirt needs a little hemming and the earrings are a little too striking but other than that, she's working this look. Plus this is like some sorta comeback for her because she have been sporting some seriously hideous looks lately.

Olivia Palermo in Valentino Couture

Olivia Wilde at one of the Fashion Week event.

Again, bold dress and bold accessories. Really love it when this two terms can work together because when they do, it just spells FABULOUS. One of my favorite too for this month.

Katy Perry in The Blonds

Katy Perry at The Smurfs 3D premiere in NYC.

Because nobody can work a Smurfette dress like Katy Perry did.

Catherine of Cambridge in Alexander Mcqueen

Kate Middleton at the BAFTA Brits To Watch event in LA.

Well I didn't have the chance to cover this one. One of my favorite too, I love how the soft color of lilac kinda complement the softness of the fabric of the dress. I feel breezy just looking at it. And to not makes her appearance looks washed out, she pair it with a striking silver clutch and glamorous, royal-ish jeweleries.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Mary Mcfadden

Sarah Jessica Parker at the Artistry On Ice Shanghai press conference.

Fabulous dress, nice, interesting design, striking colors, fierce heels and fabulous self. I have no complaints.

Well that's it for this month guys. Till next time!

Fashion: July's Fashion Rundown

Since I'm now in a good mood and it's already the end of the last week of July, lets do a fashion rundown (before we get to the best).

Hillary Swank in Hugo Boss at the Hugo Boss fashion show in Berlin.

I love the pop of red on the nude dress. I also love that the black and red of her dress kinda complement the wall behind her. Hate the heels though.

Leslie Bibb in Prabal Gurung at the LA premiere of Zookeeper.

Super love the top. But I do have some issues with the hemming of the skirt though.

Olivia Palermo in Valentino Haute Couture at the Fashion Week in Paris.

Risk taking = super fabulous. Love the dress and I super love it that she didn't play it safe with the accessories but at the same time, it works. Well, not really sure about that furry creature she's holding, I'm talking about her necklace. Perfectly done. And she's gorgeous.

Olivia Palermo in DKNY at the DKNY Sun Soiree Event

And for this look, she plays with colors. Well I kinda hate the heels but she wears'em for a cause so I'm not going to be all too bitchy about it. I love the pop of pink but I wish it's a tad darker in shade. Other than that, perfection with a capital P.

Christina Aguilera in Givenchy to promote her fragrance in Munich.

Not her winning look but this is waaaaaaaaay better than what she have been wearing all this while.

Clemence Poesy in Chanel at the Paris premiere of HP7.

She can work a dress made of used toilet rolls but she herself look like a terrible mess. Terrible choice of heels though. You know, that's what interesting about this whole look. It's workable but she doesn't look like she's even trying.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Oscar De La Renta dress and Salvatore Ferragamo blazer at the NYC premiere of HP7.

I'm not sure if I like her heels. Other than that, this look just spelled S-J-P. Including that rucksack. Nicely done.

Kyra Sedgwick in Zac Posen at the taping of the Late Night Show With David Letterman.

That dress itself is a terrible mess.

Nicole Kidman in Elie Saab at the NYC screening of the Snow Flower and The Secret Fan.

I don't have many comments on this one. It's quite perfectly done but a little too safe at the same time. And that heels are one very I-don't-know-what-you're-thinking choice.

Rose Byrne in Zimmerman at the Zimmerman Resort Collection dinner in LA.

This is not a way to pull off a shapeless dress. It's too long it almost look gunny-sack-ish. Love the detail on the dress but pairing a complicated dress with a complicated heels is not a smart choice. And the hair needs to be re-done.

Zoe Saldana in Chloe at the Foundation Polo Challenge.

There's something very Cuban high tea party in the late 40s about this look. I really love it. But this is a situation where a random pop of color is not very needed. Ditch that blue bracelet and she's good to go.

Camilla Belle in Dolce & Gabbana at the Real Madrid FC Meet and Greet event.

I can detect those hideous Miu Miu heels from miles away. Ugh. Anyway, she look pretty as always. Credits have to be given for her because it's not easy to pull off a loose-fitting dress with fur.

Jaime King in Valentino, hosting the Stand Up To Cancer Benefits event.

It kinda remind me of something Kate Bosworth wears to the 2010 MET Gala. Well, it looks pretty on her. The sheerness is a little bit intolerable though.

Miranda Kerr in LOVER at the opening of David Jones's store in Sidney, Australia.

This is the shorter version of the original version of the dress, which is way better. I don't like the sheerness in the bust part though. Rather than showing of her nude bra, I'd prefer more if she just go with a nude underlay. Super love those heels. Fierce!

Olivia Wilde in Emporio Armani at a Nylon Magazine bash.

I kinda love this funky look with a touch of glam but I'm not sure if lace boots is the way to go. I'm not sure if lace boots can actually go with anything.

Dita Von Teese in Vintage at the launch of the Cointreau MargaDita Cocktail.

I don't care about you who don't know Dita. Because in her world, this is a drop dead fabulous with a sweet taste of perfection.

Piper Perabo in LA.

And we end our fashion rundown with Piper here, who looks as if she have been ironing her dress with a steamroller. While she's wearing'em.