Fashion Review of the Week: What The F**k?

Yes. That's what I wanna say to all these celebs. Let start judging and cussing!

Lets start with Florence Welch. Hey, Flo...

Florence Welch in Anna Sui

..what the fuck!? I'm speechless. I can't believe this is Florence Welch, the fashion Goddess. I kinda understand how she wanna break free from her sheer, long, romantic dress cocoon but honey, you suppose to be a butterfly, not some kinda Louisiana coke-selling grandma.

Hey, Chloe Moretz....

Chloe Moretz in Versace at the 2011 Saturn Awards

....what the fuck? Paper shredders are ONLY for shredding paper. That's why they're called PAPER shredder. Get it?

Hey, Kristen Stewart....

Kristen Stewart at the 'A Better Life' LA premiere.

.......Heels on a laundry day? What the fuck?

Hey, Gwyneth Paltrow....

Gwyneth Paltrow at 'My Father's Daughter' book signing in London.

....Duck-hunting and book signing on a same day? What the fuck? Hire a PA, honey.

Hey, Hailee Steinfeld....

Hailee Steinfeld at the 'Cars 2' premiere in Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti.

....what the fuck? I said I want the 15-years-old Hailee back, not the 12-years-old one..

Hey, Anna Paquin....

Anna Paquin in Versus at the 'True Blood' season 4 premiere in Hollywood.

....what the fu... Oh, forget about it.

Hey, Anne Hatha..... wait..

Anne Hathaway at the 13th White Tie & Tiara Ball in Prada.

WHAT THE FUCK!? Okay... Okay.. Don't freak out. The most important thing to do right now is to be calm. Very calm. *clears throat* Now can we talk about this seriously, like a bunch of mature adults?

Honey, why? Is it the bridesmaid pastel color? Is it the small tits-bow? I don't know. This is just messed up. And it's not even the 'I-took-risk-and-I-screwed-up' kinda messed up. This is just 'I-screwed-up-lalalalala' kinda messed up. The dress is ugly and whoever did your makeup really hates you. But it's okay, Anne. Everyone screwed up once in a while. Let just give this one a pass - as long as you promise you'd wear all those glamorous, fabulous sequined dress again, okay?

Next!

Hey, hey, hey, Evan Rachel-Wood. Hey, Hey. Hey. Hey, Evan. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey Evan.

Evan Rachel-Wood in D&G at the Hollywood premiere of 'True Blood' season 4.

SCISSORS.

Fashion Review of the Week: Courtney Love

"Yes," Courtney Love said. "They will forget."

"No. It's not they will. They SHOULD. They should forget."

Courtney Love attends the El Museo del Barrio Gala in Roberto Cavalli dress

"I mean, what the f**k?"

"What the f**k am I thinking LOOKING THIS GOOD? Where has that spirit of that big white swan I pick up in the trash can gone to? And how the hell can my makeup look so demure and my eyes doesn't look as if it was melting from all that drugs I inhale? Oh God... I'm feeling very uncomfortable here. You can see it in my pose. I look like I've just got back from prison and people are expected to be uncomfortable of my presence. Well, although I really don't need to go in and out of prison for people to do that.... Anyway."

Courtney Love at the 'Hogan and Big Banboo' Cocktail Party

"Now I'm back, bitchesss."

"I'm the REAL Courtney. The Courtney that will forced your kids and your man to wear black specs so that they won't get caught taking a peek at my 'Googley-Woogley'. The Courtney that look as if she's going to be dead anytime due to heart failure. The Courtney that steals a curtain from a goth club to wrap around her body....."

"...and glue'em to her tits as a finishing details. F**k Roberto Cavalli! This is what the REAL Courtney call FASHION! Muahahahahahahahaha!!"

Fashion Review of the Week: Iman in Prabal Gurung

Yes, Iman. I know you can pull the shit off a golden jumpsuit while looking like a prettier and less freaky version of RuPaul, but this... This is....

Iman attends the Gordon Parks Foundation Award's Dinner in Prabal Gurung

Prabal Gurung Spring 2011

...just awful... And unfortunately, it looks awful ON YOU. ON YOU, Iman. ON YOU.

Fashion Review of the Week: Katharine Hamnett

Errrrr... I think the picture speaks for itself.

Katharine Hamnett accepts her CBE at the Buckingham Palace

"See this, Queen Lizzie? I kill a f**king Pheonix on my way here and put its @$$ on my head just to prove to you that I ain't messin' around either. Now tell Beatrice if she can top this! Muahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Fashion Review of the Week: Kelly Rowland in Twenty8Twelve

Nothing happen this week. NOTHING! No event, no red carpet, no interesting outfits to discuss about. Even Michelle William was like;

"Oh f**k the paps. Because no one wears anything interesting this week, even my pictures strollin around in my teenage-years jeans jacket and clog will made it to the style section."

Errrrr... don't worry Michelle. We're not THAT desperate. And talking about teenagers, remember what Britney used to wear as a teenager?

Well, this is done waaaaaaaaay better than that. Although.....

Kelly Rowland in Twenty8Twelve at the UK X-Factor audition in England.

Twenty8Twelve Spring/Summer Collection.

..... I still don't like it.

Yeah, I know. She looks kinda cute and she can pull it off quite well and stuff but I have issues with mid-baring top. It just look a little too not-red-carpet-appropriate. And it doesn't help at all that her hair look so severe it's making her face look weird. I also hate the fact that I can see her bra and also the fact that the runaway version was waaaay cuter than the version she's wearing.

Anyway, I think it IS a nice top but I'd prefer the runaway version. It's a little tacky but enh. At least it won't get any tackier than this.