Fashion: The 2011 Latin Grammy Awards

Hot-blooded Latina wearing cracktastic tacky dress? Count me in!

Demi Lovato in Roland Mouret

Nah. I don't think she have enough boobs to carry this kind of dress. And what with those hair?

Sofia Vergara in Reem Arca

Very gorgeous.

Chiquinquira Delgado

The dress looks like it's covered with mould.

But I think it's kinda pretty.

Shakira

Tulle, glitters, cleavage... Typical Latina stuff.

Satcha Pretto

LOVE.

Paula Fernandes

"I feel so sexy tonight! Look at all this lace covering the skin of my side-exposed body!"

Blanca Soto

"Bitch please. THIS is how you do sexy-side dress. You go full-frontal, bitches."

Lourdes Estefan

"My dress just gave birth to another dress. Your argument is hence invalid, bitches."

Anqelique Boyer

"I have no titties. Now YOUR argument is invalid."

Alejandra Guzman

Oh, the Latinos...

Dmanti

...they're just so proud of their DIY dresses right?

Fashion: 2011 CMA Awards - Carrie Underwood's Wardrobe Changes

So Carrie Underwood hosted the CMAs, again, and went trough some wardrobe changes.

But first, she went to the BMI Country Music Award wearing a one-shouldered Roberto di Villacis minidress.

Enh. It's still the same old Carrie. Heck I don't even know why I'm doing this post when I know almost all my comments would contain the phrase "the same ol' Carrie".

Anyway, yes, the dress. It have "sweet innocent virginal country music sweetheart" written all over it. I'm not sure about the tulle layering on the top part and I think it would be better if she pair this with a pair of sandals rather than peep-toed platform heels.

Moving on.

She then appeared on the CMAs red carpet wearing a sparkling gold Reem Arca dress.

If I were a famous professional blogger this would have been my comments: "Country music golden girl sparkles on the red carpet in her golden Reem Arca dress" but thank God I'm not so this would be my comment instead: "Miss Goldilocks promoting Christmas and bridesmaid accessories!"

And then she went trough a few wardrobe changes when she hosted the event. Lets go trough this one by one.

Zuhair Murad

Yes, we know you're a sweetheart Carrie. Now you can take off those ridiculous headband. Nice sandals though.

Mandalay

And now she's trying to convince us she's a badass with her recycled Britney's Grammys dress and stripper lace boots and all. Geez, make up your mind already, Carrie!

Jean Fares Couture

And now she's Miss Karrie Vasquez, host of the Latin Grammy Awards.

Georges Chakra

Another dress bleeding tulle. Is there a dress massacre happening out there?

Cengiz Abazoglu

And now she's a young Hollywood star at the MTV Award who also happens to be a big fat fanatic super-creepy fans of Brad Praisley.

Cengiz Abazoglu

And last but not least, Carrie also happens to be the young aspiring protege of the incredible Miss Peggy who seems to be having some problems facing a huge crowd. She looks like she just wet herself there.

So there's not so many "the same good old Carrie" comments after all!

Fashion: 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and 2011 CMA Awards

Aww come on Hollywood! How many events more out there? There's just too much to cover. And then there's the Latin Grammys and the Bambi Awards. I'm like, literally panting here. I mean, I just put two events in one post!

Anyway, gonna make this one quick and painful.

Faith Hill in Chado Ralph Rucci

Very chic. Hate the sheer cutouts though. And I think pairing big hair with such minimalistic look is kinda interesting.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Prabal Gurung

I don't get it. Did she pissed the hair-fairy or the hair-voodoo witch or something?

Hillary Scott in Reem Arca

Love the old Hollywood glam look but the dress is doing nothing to her figure.

Jennifer Nettles in Naeem Khan

I never like high middle slit. Otherwise this is kinda pretty.

Kellie Pickler in Pamela Roland

Stunning dress and figure. Terrible hair and makeup. She looks old.

Kimberly Perry

Tablecloth.

Leann Rimes in Badgley Mischka

Lampshades.

Martina Mcbride

Unless you're going to stand troughout the whole event, don't wear satin pants. Otherwise she looks kinda fabulous.

Erin Andrews

Miss Teen Louisiana with her Space Barbie costume!

Miranda Lambert in Hippie Couture

At first she was all classy bitch goin' to some dinner at some fancy restaurant and then go to some opera or something.

Miranda Lambert in Pavoni

But then she was all Miss Mississippi giving Miss Louisiana a run for her money!

Natasha Bedingfield

Enh. Not enough honky-tonkiness.

Nicole Kidman in Stella Mccartney

She wore this to the BMIs and frankly I don't like it. I think it's because it's fucking ugly and it look ridiculous.

Nicole Kidman in Jean Paul Gaultier

The detailing of the dress looks like metal powder being held by magnet(s?). I imagine everywhere she goes she's gonna leave a metal powder trail behind. Just imagine the chair in which she'll be sitting on! I pity the Mexican cleaner lady.

Taylor Swift in Emilio Pucci

The dress should be served with something a little more "oomph", not virginal sweetness.

Taylor Swift in J. Mendel

The dress got amputated and now it's bleeding tulle.

Emmy Awards: My First Prom

You know, at one point I thought I'm so in love with Zooey Deschanel. Matter fact, I might be loving her so much that I can let go of the fact that she's wearing something very big and shiny and wrinkly and very pink, with a red bow tied across her waist.

Zooey Deschanel at the 2011 Emmy Awards After-Party in Monique Lhuillier

Thank God I was wrong.

Emmy Awards: My 'Beige' Night (with bonus: ACM feat. Taylor Swift)

When I saw this pic of Elisabeth Moss at the recent Emmy Awards, I was like, "Enh."

Elisabeth Moss in Marchesa at the 2011 Emmy Awards.

Okay, maybe not just "Enh". I also "Marchesa!"-ed when I saw this. And because I'm a big fan of illusions neckline, I also give her a plus point for that.

But like I said just now, it's the same ol' Elisabeth - beige dress, beige makeups, beige accessories. And the more I look at those illusions neckline, the more it look as if a flock of pigeons just took a crap on her shoulder. A glitter crap, apparently. Must be Ke$ha's pet. Damn you, Ke$ha!

And then, I saw this picture of Taylor Swift:

Taylor Swift in Elie Saab at the ACM Honors event in Nashville

I imagine if these girls hang out together they'll be like "OMG Beth (that's what I imagine Taylor will call Elisabeth) beige is like, so great, it was like, so cool and like, so awesome and I like, SUPER LOVE IT and stuff.." and Elisabeth will be like "Yeah.... Hmm... Yeah. Yeah." and Taylor was like "I am, like, totally going to write a song about this. I'll call it 'Beige In December' and it will be about our friendship and guys and highschools and guys. You know..... OMG this is sooooo exciting!!"

Fashion: The Best Of June

Okay the blogspot has been seriously REALLY REALLY SHITTY and it really ruins my mood to write this post but anyway, time is running out so there's only one way for me to finish this on time (before the clock hits 12 and it'll be July already. I'm very particular, so what?)- WORDS EJACULATION.

Lets get it started then:

Camilla Alves in Zuhair Murad at the 39th AFI Awards.

Liquid gorgeous!

Elizabeth Hurley at the ARK Dinner Gala.

MILF!

Elle Fanning at the LA premiere of Super 8.

Super sweet! The clog was a big mistake though.

Catherine the Dutchess of Cambridge in Jenny Packham at the ARK Gala Dinner.

Royally FAB!

Paz Vega in Salvatore Ferragamo at the 39th AFI Awards

Muy excellente!

Catherine Zeta-Jones in Elie Saab at the 2011 Tony Awards.

Cancer and bipolar disorder can go fuck themselves!

Heidi Klum in Michael Kors at the amFAR Gala.

Working it to a T.

Catherine the Dutchess of Cambridge in Alexander Mcqueen.

Chic!

Hillary Swank in Elie Saab Haute Couture at the IIFA Awards.

Not skanky! And very fabulous!

Diane Kruger in Vionnet

Workin the hose and the calf length dress like shit! Ridiculously perfect!

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Naeem Khan for the Transformers 3 Berlin premiere.

Those movie critiques can kiss her fabulous ass!!

And the best of June goes to:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Gucci at the Moscow International Film Festival.

FASHION ORGASM!

So tell me what you think. Does Rosie deserve to be this month best-dressed? Have you guys any other suggestion? Let me know in the comment section below. And see you guys next month! Bye! xoxo