Fashion: 2011 Glamour's Women Of The Year Award

I'll get to the CMA later after I've finished bitching on these so called glamour star attending this termendously glamorous event wearing totally glamorous dresses.

Jennifer Aniston in Atelier Versace with pal, Chalsea Handler

What do you mean they're not? Of course this two were pals. Look at how er, touchy these both are.

But of course they are not as close as before. You know, it's not easy juggling between hanging out with friends and attending glamorous event and well, being an astronaut.

And Jenny is still the same ol' Jenny. Like, from 20 years ago.

And apparently, her hair is still the same ol' hair. Like, from 40 years ago. Like, when she was 10 and her Aunt Dorothy still call her "my sweet Jenny-pie".

Emma Stone in Lanvin

And in the second pic Emma was all KStew-ed and all "I can't even pretend I'm happy wearing all these sponsored shit."

Jessica Alba in Tory Burch

What with these gal and their attempt to live back to their good ol' (school) days?

Jennifer Lopez in Atelier Versace

I don't really like the dress but man is she working the shit out of it.

Donatella Versace in Versace

Pretty. Except for *cough* the face *cough*.

Kerry Washington in Marchesa

Fabulous bitch being fabulous. J'ADORE.

Fashion: Big Designers, Big Events. (part 4)

Okay so there's another one. Anyway.

Versace for H&M Fashion Show, Versace for H&M.

Versace recently launch a collaboration with H&M to produce a very er, edgy and er, sassy and er, hip collection. If you ask me (I'm pretty sure nobody's asking for my opinion but I'm giving it anyway cause I'm bitch that way), I think all the dresses are quite er, ugly? Okay fine ugly might sound a little harsh but seriously, when I go trough the collection, it's just some weird tropical printed and over studded stuff. Or maybe it was just me, because I like high-fashion stuff. Anyway, let just say the whole collection looks er, affordable (cheap) okay?

Enough with the collection, let see the stars having fun playing dress up with their very own (borrowed) Versace shall we? 

Abbie Cornish in Versace

So is this some sort of how hippie/cougar mom look like in the 80s or something?

Blake Lively in Versace

Tired of this shit.

Byrdie Bell in SportsMax

Love the boho/biker chick style. Just waiting for someone to bring it on the RC. And I think this one is just nicely done.

Chloe Moretz in Versace for H&M

Cute and age-appropriate. Love those heels. And did she use a highlighter pen as her eyeliner or something?

Emma Roberts in Versace for H&M

Love to see Emma trying different stuff other than her old, classic Hollywood glam look. Er, and that's it.

And see what I meant? Those prints are hideous right?

Jennifer Hudson in Versace for H&M

Kinda remind me of the dress she wore to this year Grammys - bustier+high waisted = very unflattering.

Jessica Alba in Versace for H&M

Enh. Not sure if the severe hair and the red lipstick work with this look.

Ke$ha

Ke$ha thought it is still Halloween and she's going for the "Old guy who smells like pee in a jaguar jumpsuit" look. Well played, Ke$ha. Well played.

Coco Rocha in Zac Posen

Cause there's no other better way to troll with Aunt Donnie than wearing a dreamy and classy Zac Posen dress to her line's fashion show surrounded by celebs looking trashy wearing clothes from her line.

Nah. Classy my ass. Those thing looks like curtains. A curtain a 90-years-old English lady would hang in her house which she also shared with her 72 cats and the ashes of her late husband.

Selma Blair in Versace for H&M

She looks like a young pornstar promoting safe sex and that latex handbag of her is actually full of free condoms. Well at least she looks young?

Uma Thurman

"Am I at the right event?"

Nicki Minaj

God bless the color-blinds. And maybe the blinds too.

Donatella Versace in Versace

"They actually believe all these shits are stylish and they actually wear them! Hahaha! Can you believe it?"

Well played, Aunt Donnie. Well played.

Fashion: LACMA Art+Film Gala, presented by Gucci - Part 2: The Rest of The Gal

We're done judging all those Gucci-fringe-lovers now lets move on with judging the others.

Amy Adams in Gucci

Pretty. Not sure about those sleeves being styled like that though.

Oh and I really thought that dress was Jenny Packham or something.

Elisabeth Moss in Jenny Packham

Also pretty. Love the darker shade of her hair. At least now she doesn't look so... beige.

Emily Blunt in Jenny Packham

Hate those hair. Hate the neckline. And that sheer is making her legs look like it's having a very bad case of varicose vein.

Kate Bosworth in Erdem

Royally pretty. Like a Barbie princess or something.

Kate Beckinsale in Gucci

This look could have worked if she doesn't go with a very casual I-just-got-out-of-a-pool-party hair.

Kate Hudson in Gucci

Enh. Meh.

Olivia Wilde in Gucci

Pretty fabulous.

Rachel Zoe

That dress and that hair is a little too big for little Zoe here.

Reese Witherspoon in Cushnie et Ochs

Suburban mom trying the high-fashion look. And failed. Miserably.

Uma Thurman in Lanvin

The only girl with enough charisma and poise (and her heights sure helps too) to work the shit out of something like this.

Ok fine, the top looks a little baggy. And shiny. And I feel uncomfortable just imagining her going trough the rest of the night in that.

Fashion: LACMA Art+Film Gala, presented by Gucci - Part 1: Blimey Fringey!

So three beautiful stars were caught wearing the dress from the same collection - Gucci Spring 2012.

Man that was one boring introduction... Anyway, lets judge!

Camilla Belle

It just look weird on her. I mean it's shapeless and the fringe started at a very weird place. All the dress seems to be hitting her in all the wrong places. I love the first picture but maybe that's only because it doesn't look so shapeless with her hand on her waist like that. Hate the second pic. That is when I realize how weird and baggy it looks. Plus she looks like she's having a tingly-wingly-tango moment there.

It seems to work on the models cause it seems shorter. Or maybe she's taller... Anyway, she can get those dress altered for her right? To make it shorter? What? You can't when it's a borrowed dress? Oh... Moving on.

And in this pic she's all "Another night, another dress worth of a hundred thousand of dollars to wear. Heh. Take that third world countries!"

And it's so weird how she opted for loose waves and softer makeups with this dress. The dress could use some glam you know, Camilla.

And then the shoes... I don't know... Not enough... punch? I think a pair of heels would help, but not sandals. One badass pair of heels. Not platform though.

That's all her accessories - a small purse to keep her coins in case she wanted to call her mother later that night using the public phone to pick her up after the party, and that big ring. Plus we can see the detailing of the dress, which is GORG.

Zoe Saldana

Gal what with that pose? You broke your back or somethin'? Anyway, lets talk about this dress you're wearin'. Honey I hate to tell you this but you gal have been giving this collection quite a bad name. What with all the bagginess. You look sloppy honey. And you are wearing Gucci, for God's sake! And those heels! What were you thinkin'?

And I think the dress could be better sans all those fringes. Especially at the back. And on those skirt. Thanks for making your life so much simpler? Aww... You're welcome hon.

"Oh God I know I should've ordered a decaf. I haven't slept for THREE DAYS!"

Evan Rachel Wood

Last hope for dear Gucci... Let see how she did.

Look like Miss ERW here miss the spot too. You know, one lesson to be learned: If you're going to a very high-class event and about to wear a very expensive dress by a very famous line, at least you can get it altered for you first?

I mean, you should know better that you're not a super-skinny, six-foot-tall model right? Look at where the hem of the dress hit her compared to the model She could at least get it made a size smaller and an inch (maybe two or three) shorter.

I LOVE how the fringes move when she walks though.

Unlike Camilla, her heels are okay. Maybe because of the matchy-matchiness. I kinda like how the chain on the sandal kinda complemented the fringes of the dress.

And only a newborn baby can work those hair. Seriously, what kind of hair product she use? Amniotic fluid?