All those black celebrities (and a few wannabes, bleh) struts their fierce ass in the (judging on the picture) freakin 140-celcius hot weather on the 2011 BET Awards green carpet. And it is our duty to judge'em bitches. Now show me all those dresses!
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| Alicia Keys in Dolce&Gabbana |
Baggy jumpsuit and zebra heels? Not tacky enough! Next!
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| Ashanti in Jean Fares Couture |
Doesn't look comfortable at all. Nice hips and shoulder detailing though. Next!
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| Estelle in Naeem Khan |
I told you it was 140-fucking-degrees. Look, Estelle is melting! Next!
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| Eve in Thomas Wylde |
Taco heels! Next!
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| Jill Scott |
Almost fabulous. Heels and clutch add a little taste of tackiness. Well done. Next!
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| I don't want to say his name. |
For God sake stop acting like a 12-years-old douche. Jean vest? Seriously?
And I still hate you, just for the records. Muahahahahaha!!
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| Keke Palmer in Mandalay |
I don't get it. Your dress say 2031 night club hos but you heels say 1970s office clerks who occasionally spills coffee on her blouse.
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| Kelly Rowland in Notte by Marchesa |
Did someone glue-gun that ruffl... Oh, it's Marchesa. Next!
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| Keri Hilson in Tibi |
A fashion tuberculosis. Needs to be exterminated. Pronto. She looks pretty though. Next!
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| Kerry Washington in Michael Kors |
Bitch this is the BET. Where's your crazy shit? Bruh.
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| Mary J. Blige in Herve Leger |
Now we're talkin!
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| Michelle Williams in BCBG Max Azria |
Bitch's lookin pretty until I see those heels in which I can check if I have anything on my teeth.
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| Nia Long in BCBG Max Azria |
Nia, I don't think you thought Long enough before you put on that towel you call dress and come here.
BTW, congrats on your pregnancy. That dress still looks like a towel though. Next!
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| Nicki Minaj |
Minaj is depressed and she wants you guys to know about it!
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| Porcelain Black |
What a joke. Porcelain Black? What are you tryin to prove? Diversity? Does that crazy hair make you a ghetto? You think if you wear a traffic cone bra and nannies panties you're fierce enough to be black? Go get a mentor whose name resemble someone who show you to your seat in a theater hall and wear a jean vest and big-ass shoes and only then you can come back here! Bruh.
Don't forget to punch a cake and lock a producer in a closet along the way!
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| Taraji P. henson in Kaufman Franco |
Invisible.
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| Tika Sumpter in Herve Leger |
Nobody, I repeat, NOBODY can outdone Queen J. Blige! Now weep and run back into your limo!
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| Jaden Bleh and Willow F**ked-up. |
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA. NOT LOOKING. LALALALALALALALALALA.
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