Fashion: The Worst Of May

So the theme of this worst-dressed list is.... MOM! MOTHERS! MOMMA! MOTHERFFFUU... Okay, maybe not that.

JLo in Hakaan

Moms.... Sometimes they need to be reminded that "No one needs to know that you're not wearing your panties today...."

JLo in Jenny Packham

Sometimes their 5-year-old daughter yells at'em: "Mom... Stop wearing my dress! Seriously.. My ballet recital starts in 5 more minutes..."

Sarah Jessica Parker in Valentino

Sometimes they make their mother proud by wearing granma's art craft project.

Halle Berry in Halston

Moms... sometimes they just wanna embrace their c-section scars...

Heidi Klum in Vivienne Westwood

Moms... sometimes they're just.... f**king Heidi Klum.

January Jones in Preen

Sometimes they just happen to have a f**kin' black hole on'em tummy that sucks their dress into it.

Jennifer Aniston in Vivienne Westwood

Like every other moms out there, they gotta breastfeed'em babies...sometimes in public.

Sheryl Crow in Alberta Ferretti

And sometime they're just....Sheryl Crow?

Awwwww... MOTHERS. Sometimes, no. Most of the times they had to talk about a lot of stuff with their daughters. Things like:

Lucy Hale

"Sit down honey. We need to talk about something. Have you ever heard of the terms 'sensible shoes'? Don't worry honey, mommy's here. I'll guide you.."

Chloe Sevigny

"Skirts up, young lady!"

Jennifer Lawrence in Altuzarra

"How many times have I told you: NO CROTCH IN PUBLIC!"

Jessica Szohr

"Okay. Where the hell is my bedsheet?"
 

Liv Tyler in Stella Mccartney

"What did I told you about wearing a sequel of Kate Winslet's unfinished marker pen dress?"

Rihanna in Max Azria

"Oh, you look so sweet my little munchkin, my baby doll, kuci kuci kuci mumumumumumumumumuuu... Now before you go out, what about giving ur mommy a big wet kiss on the cheek? There you go... Now don't forget to wear your napkin before you eat and come back home before dinner okay?"

Solange Knowles

"When life gives you lemon, you KNOWLES what you should actually made right?"

Miley Cyrus in WTB

"WTB? More like WTF!"

Okay, maybe only a drunken-ass, alcoholic mother would say that but WTH?

Fashion: The Best Of May

It's the end of the month and I'd like to sum up the fabulousness.

Kate Hudson in Versace     

She wore this lemon-y yellow dress to one of the premiere of 'Something Borrowed'. Well the color is a little bit washed-out but I kinda like the dress on her and the back of the dress looks pretty.

Miranda Kerr in Herve Leger by Max Azria   

This is not pretty or interesting or stylish whatsoever. This is just hot.

Emmy Rossum in Monique Lhuillier 

At first I thought this dress she wore to the Beauty Culture event was Mcqueen. I don't know. Maybe it's the design. Anyway, I love the fitting and the color and she really looks pretty here.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Max Mara    

I hate you all Victoria's Secret bitches! Always know how to make me think the simplest, non-color dress as stylish. But this is actually kinda chic. Love her fierce hair with that leopard-print clutch but hate those shoes.

Katie Holmes in Madewell     

I know! Katie Holmes? In a best-dressed list?

I love the second pic. It's so "Oh I'm so fucking fabulous and I hope people noticed that instead of me looking tired and weary all the time cause I'm married to a scientologist freak and I have I have to keep my eyes on my kid all the time. Sigh. Kids nowadays. I let'em outa my sight for only a second and they start picking up penis-shaped gummies."
Well I hate those boots but overall this look is kinda chic.

Rachel Mcadams in Louis Vuitton  

Someone is having her very own Monroe moment here... Well, I love the dress on her but her lipstick was a very poor choice. And that hair is a little aging too.

Gisele Bundchen in Emanuel Ungaro     

Fabulous bitch.

Ginnifer Goodwin in Herve Leger    

As much as I hate her, I think this dress is kinda awesome. Love the detailing.

Anna Paquin in Herve L. Leroux

J'adore perfection. Hey it's the best dressed list. What do you expect me to say?

Emma Stone in Lanvin  

I know how shiny pink dress have a tendency to look tacky and stuff but this pink, paired with that pink pout of her is really striking against her pale skin and blonde hair. Perfection.

But..... The Best Dressed of This Month goes to...

Miss Penelope in this striking liquid red Armani Prive gown she wore to the  Munich premiere of POTC On Stranger's Tides. Why I love it? More like, why I shouldn't?

Worst of May later.

OMG Sooooo Awkward. Caption Time!

Well because all those celebs don't wanna wear anything interesting (read: ugly, tacky, something worth bitchin about) and there's no red carpet event whatsoever, so I decided to do something a little more fun: CAPTIONING AWKWARD CELEBS PICTURES.

So I found these two interesting pictures on OMGSoAwkward twitpic. Lets start captioning, caption-lovers!

This is said to be taken when Gaga wins her MTV Music Award in her infamous meat dress.

Katy Perry was all like, "FAMEWHORE! BITCH! SLUT! errrrr... FAMEWHORE, again. Ugh! I hope she didn't get vaccinated. Ugh!"

RiRi was all like, "LOL. Is she wearing meat dress? What, did she get hit on her head by her bf too?"

Ke$ha was all like, "Yeah... This is not distracting at all. Yeah.... Now I can really remember WHERE I PUT MY SHOES. Yeah.... Thanx a lot, Lady G."

Bieber was all like, judgemental?

And Jaden Smith was all like, "No, no, I can handle this. No, no, I can handle this."

And that girl next to Jaden was like, "I reeeeaaaally need to go to the toilet."

And that guy next to her was like, "I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS. EVER."

This picture pretty much says everything, right?

I'm amazed how Bieber had accidentally rubbed her womb (from the outside) and she was still like, "Let it go, Selena... Let it go.. You can do this.. Just, let it go... Remember that he's still young and I still haven't finish quenching my Hollywood-famewhore thirst sucking on his fame juice. Maybe when he had reach his 20s and then I'll start considering dating Greyson Chance, I'll bring this up. Yes. This would be a good reason for a breakups. Like, "Remember, like, a few years ago, you accidentally put your hand on my private part when we're getting all huggy and intimate and sexual on the beach? Well, I'm traumatized by that and I'm still NOT OVER IT. I've been keeping this for so long and now I just can't do it anymore. I can't look at you anymore. I think we should....." Yes. Genius Selena! But for now, let it go, Selena... Let it go..."

AWK-WAAARRRRD.....

2011 FiFi Awards

So... FiFi is said to be the 'Oscars' for fragrance. Errrr... Okay...

Anyway, I'm pretty sure they're not as prestigious as Oscars because (besides the obvious reason that it's THEIR people who claimed that FiFi is the Oscars of fragrance) most of the celeb who attended the award show up in the most fugly dress. Ah, Hollywood celeb.... They always know how to make my day.

So lets start bitchin' y'all!

Halle Berry in Halston

No, no, Halle, honey.. This is no Oscars. This is not even FiFis. This is more like BET. Yes. BET. That's the place where you can go on with a dress that screams: "I desperately wanted to show off 99% of my skin. Why oh why is the midriff top is only legal during the 90s? Why?"

The answer to that is: No, honey. Even then, they were illegal. Unless you used to be in the Mickey Mouse Club.

Fergie in BCBG Max Azria

This could just be FiFis-worthy. She wear something as breezy and as washed out as this to the Globes last year. Except, then, she was a dark brown and not blonde, so washed out doesn't look so, well, washed out on her. But to be honest, she didn't look bad though. Hate the heels and clutch.

Kate Walsh in David Meister

This is as perfectly elegant as a Kate Walsh in a simple dress could get. Love the color on her. And she really remind me of that redhead from Project Runway.

Mary J. Blige

This is quite Oscars. And even Grammy-worthy. This is what a diva should really be wearing. The only thing I hate here is that gigantic flower cuffs. It's like Wonder Woman goes to prom or something.

And what with that Air Asia's stewardess pose?

Padma Lakshmi

Now THIS is what I called an Oscar! IF the Oscar was held on a remoted tropical island and the theme was 'My 2-Years-Old Son's Birthday'.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that we're actually talking about FiFi here....