Magazine Cover: Anne Hathaway for Marie Claire UK

Sorry I have not posted anything for this month yet. A little caught up with my part-time job. And fasting. Anyway.

Lets talk about something interesting here before I started mumbling stuff like how I am so tired or how tiring the work schedule is or how some people take workplace's rules waaaay too seriously.

Anne Hathaway covers the Sept 2011 issue of Marie Claire UK and lets pretend we're some kinda bitchy and cranky and nitpicky fashion bloggers and start trolling and commenting on the pictures shall we? Wait. I am a bitchy and cranky fashion troll/bloggers. HOHOHOHOHO!

Anne Hathaway in D&G famous star-printed dress on the cover of Marie Claire UK.

First thing first, I don't know why these celebs and fashion lovers are all crazy about these D&G star printed dress. To me, the print look like some kinda 5-years-old kid's bedsheet. I mean, dude, it's JUST STARS.

Secondly, I don't read Marie Claire but I know that it's some kinda high standard fashion magazine like Vogue and Elle and stuff. ut this cover doesn't look Marie Claire at all. It looks more like an Instyle magazine cover.

And man, that's one very unflattering bust-angle. Plus, I know she's a girl-next-door sweet kinda person but I'm not sure about being all smile when doing a fashion editorial. I mean, she's pretty but I prefer fabulous.

But what about the other pictures?

This is her trying to be all "Fashion is my salvation. Oh fashion really REALLY turns me on. Oh yeah, fashion. Oh yeah!". As always, she's looking pretty but again, the outfit and the accessories kinda screams "Nylon!! Glamour!!" From the neck up, it's quite a dramatic pretty look but from the neck down.... Enh.

Valentino Fall 2011 ready-to-wear.

Okay. So we have several issues to discuss with this picture.

First, again, with the accessorizing. That pile of necklace makes the whole look looks kinda cheap.

Second, I hate the dress. And isn't it a little too plain to be made a fashion editorial shoot dress?

Third, I can only see her nostrils. I know she's trying to be all fun and stuff but with the plain dress and plain backdrops, I just think it's not a right combo. Instead of looking like she's having fun whipping her hair back and forth, she looks all "OH GOD RELEASE MEH FROM THIS BORING SET OH GOD MY EYES BURN FROM THIS BORING GRAY SHADES PLEASE SOMEBODY RELEASE MEH!!"

So in conclusion, I have seen Anne shoots better pictures than this. I think I'll blame the people behind the scenes and the stylist for this tak menjadi photoshoot.

Ps: And I just look at the first official picture of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman in the upcoming Batman movie and man, that was one friggin' cool ride.